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Joe Biden is a soup

Scoop, September 25, 2024 (12:30 pm)September 25, 2024 (5:19 pm) ... 3 comments.

Donald Trump, referring to Joe Biden, addressed the crowd, “He was a hale and hearty guy, well met. Did you ever hear of Shakespeare? He was hale and hearty and well met.”

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“Hale and hearty” is an expression, meaning “healthy and energetic.” The word “hale” (whole, healthy, healed) is truly ancient, dating back to Saxon days. The word “hearty” existed in Shakespeare’s day, but Shakespeare did not use the word very often, and never in a context similar to the one Trump cited. You can research this here.

The actual phrase “hale and hearty” seems to have appeared as late as the 19th century, long after Shakespeare’s time, but a very similar phrase, “hartie-hale,” was used by Spenser, Shakespeare’s contemporary.

“Hale and Hearty” is now the name of a soup chain.

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Trump has that confused with “hail fellow well met,” an expression dating back at least a bit before Shakespeare’s time, possibly much further, that means “a friendly, approachable, down-to-earth guy.” The first attribution in the OED is from George Pettie’s 1581 translation of an Italian work, “Civil Conversation.”

The maister ‥being, as you say, “haile fellow well met” with his servant.

In other words, the master conversed with his servant in a friendly, informal way, as if speaking to an equal on casual or intimate terms. The use of “as you say” indicates that this was already an established expression at the time it was written, when Will Shakespeare was only 17 years old. In other words, it was already a common expression in Shakespeare’s time, so he might have used it, but did not.

As for the separate parts:

  • “Hail, fellow” was an intimate, familiar greeting, the equivalent of “Hey, buddy!” The word “Hail” appears as a greeting more than 70 times in the Bard’s works, but never followed by “fellow.” “Hail, Caesar” and “Hail, Macbeth” are probably the two most famous.
  • “Well met” was the equivalent of “It’s good to see you.” The expression “well met” was a common one in Shakespeare’s time and appears several times in the Bard’s works.

“Tell us how you really feel” department

Scoop, September 15, 2024 (7:27 pm) ... 4 comments.

This is now my favorite song

Scoop, September 14, 2024 (6:20 am)September 14, 2024 (6:23 am) ... 4 comments.

I uploaded this to the hard disk in my car:



Jail the late-night hosts!

Scoop, September 10, 2024 (4:19 am)September 10, 2024 (5:13 am) ... 4 comments.

As president, Trump briefly attempted to get Justice officials to twist campaign finance laws and the federal equal-time rule to declare that anti-Trump material broadcast by Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and others was somehow illegal. During his 2024 campaign, according to a source with direct knowledge, Trump has raised this topic again, venting about the need to punish late-night comedians for giving “illegal” campaign contributions to the Democratic Party — in the form of jokes and on-air satire.

Although jailing late-night hosts seems totally insane, I fully support it if it means we can extradite James Corden back to the States to stand trial. OK, poor Kimmel, Seth and Colbert will be collateral damage, but that’s just the price that we, as a society, must be willing to pay. To Seth, Stephen and the Jimmys – we offer our apologies and thank you for your sacrifice.

Also, we need to lock up Craig Ferguson as an accessory. I love Craig, but the truth is that he let us down. He could have saved us. He could have kept his show, but no-o-o-o-o-o. His quitting created a path that ultimately led … to Carpool Karaoke.

“You take the high road, and I’ll take the low road.”

Scoop, August 29, 2024 (1:04 pm) ... 27 comments.

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Bryson DeChambeau and Former President Trump try to break 50

Scoop, August 20, 2024 (12:18 pm)August 20, 2024 (7:13 pm) ... 23 comments.

This is part of a series that Bryson produces in which he and a two-man scramble partner try to break 50 from the red tees.

Trump and Bryson didn’t succeed, but they came as close as you can get, shooting exactly 50 – 22 under par. Whatever you think about Trump, you can’t deny that the man can play golf. I have not seen anyone else his age play that well. He looks ancient, he’s way overweight, and there are moments when he barely seems able to catch his breath, but he comes to life and does the job when he has a club in his hands.

Bryson has amazing power. At one point, he drives a short par four with a five wood, getting the ball 27 feet from the cup. And that was into a breeze.

A note on “migrant crime”

Scoop, July 20, 2024 (6:27 pm)July 24, 2024 (6:40 pm) ... no comments.

I’m sure you are all aware of the stats. Immigrants commit far fewer crimes than native-born Americans, and undocumented immigrants commit far fewer crimes than those who are here legally.

That makes sense, of course. Undocumented immigrants try to avoid any contact with police, because even an innocent traffic stop could ultimately result in their being deported.

But that’s not the point I’m making here. By promulgating the term “migrant crime,” Trump is defeating himself. First of all, it’s not really what he means. He means “immigrant crime.” Why is that distinction important? Because Donald Trump is not an immigrant, but he is a migrant. He migrated from the Northeast to Florida, like so many Americans. And Donald Trump has been convicted of 34 felony crimes. I doubt that any other migrant has been convicted of more, or indicted of more. Therefore, it is highly likely that Donald Trump is the single largest source of migrant crime in the country!

Heckuva job, Trumpy!

Old men yell at each other

Scoop, June 27, 2024 (10:17 pm) ... 51 comments.

I can’t remember which comic made this observation, but it struck me as incisive:

Imagine somebody from outside of America looking at this presidential race, “You people have 330 million people to choose from, right? And from that vast selection, these two are your best choices to be your leader? How bad are the rest of you?”

Read the Full Transcripts of Donald Trump’s Interviews With TIME

Scoop, April 30, 2024 (10:33 pm) ... 5 comments.

The interview page also includes links to Time’s cover story and their fact-check.

Some of Jost’s best Jests

Scoop, April 28, 2024 (4:58 am)April 28, 2024 (9:01 pm) ... 7 comments.

Colin Jost had a different gig this Saturday Night. He did the comedy monologue at the Nerd Prom (2024 White House Correspondent’s Dinner). I thought his punch lines were only so-so, but that’s a tough crowd and he punched at both sides, delivering a few hard body shots at everyone, even Sleepy Joe. He likes Biden, but he gave him hell on some sensitive matters:

“I have to admit, it’s not easy following President Biden. I mean, it’s not always easy following what he’s saying.”

“My Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che was going to join me here tonight, but in solidarity with President Biden, I decided to lose all my Black support.”

“I’m not saying both candidates are old, but you know Jimmy Carter is out there thinking, ‘I could maybe win this thing.’”

He had a few other solid zingers:

“We’re all here tonight at nerd prom. Well, not ALL. Matt Gaetz is at regular prom.”

“Can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a president of the United States at an event that doesn’t begin with a bailiff saying ‘all rise’?”

“President Biden, isn’t it crazy that he’s only our second Catholic president? And what’s even crazier is that in just a few short months, we’ll have our third in RFK Jr. I’m kidding. Like his vaccine card says, he doesn’t have a shot.”

“I would really like to take a moment to recognize all the print journalists in this room. Your words speak truth to power. Your words bring light to the darkness. And most importantly, your words train the AI programs that will soon replace you.”

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