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Agnieska Wagner topless in Across the Lake (1997)

Scoop, December 23, 2025 (1:06 pm) ... 4 comments.


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Part of some new HD captures from Nudografia.

Here is her complete nudography. It only encompasses about a decade (1988-1999), but there were quite a few credits during that period.

Nicolle Radzivil topless

Scoop, December 23, 2025 (12:51 pm) ... no comments.

Nicolle Radzivil is a Hollywood actress with nice big tits . She is not very famous , she has been playing small guest star roles on TV shows like “Criminal Minds” and some silly movies . She has also been nude in an Ozzy Osbourne music video

Dua Lipa in a thong in Mexico on Saturday

Scoop, December 23, 2025 (12:13 pm)December 23, 2025 (1:03 pm) ... 5 comments.

UPDATE: gallery added

She’s vacationing with Callum Turner, her fiancé.


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Lysette Anthony naked in Save Me (1994)

Scoop, December 23, 2025 (12:03 am)December 23, 2025 (12:43 pm) ... 6 comments.

Erotic thriller from the USA. It has not previously been available in 1080hd.

Harry Hamlin plays a bond salesman who is acting like a sad sack because his wife has left him and taken their son. One day he’s out on his lunch break, and he sees a gorgeous woman (Lysette Anthony) go into a lingerie shop. Intrigued, he follows her and spies on her. She catches his eye, then unexpectedly leaves a note for him, with a phone number and a two-word message, “Save Me.” She tells him that she’s trying to get out from the clutches of her abusive partner. Hamlin offers to help and soon hooks up with her. As is mandatory in this genre, all is not as it seems.

The plot is totally lacking in credibility. Hamlin misses every sign that the woman is playing him, and characters never explain as much as they would in real life, but only as much as is needed to advance the plot. For example, the “abusive” boyfriend tells Hamlin, “If you continue to see her, you’re going to get hurt,” making it seem to us like a threat. He fails to reveal that he’s actually the woman’s psychiatrist, that Lynette has told Hamlin a slew of lies, and that the shrink’s concern is that Lynette will hurt Hamlin emotionally, even physically. Why would he keep those facts a secret? Because the plot requires it. The psychiatrist is needed as the “red herring” villain, so none of that comes out until later.

Oh, well, none of that really matters in a straight-to-vid erotic thriller, does it? The film does have a few thrills, and some erotic moments, and the pairing of Lysette and Hamlin offers two people in about the 99th percentile of attractiveness, so the production ticks all the obligatory genre boxes.


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Also naked in the film: Ashlie Rhey, in a completely gratuitous scene. Ya gotta love the 90s.


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Videos here

TRIVIA:

* Olivia Hussey, as the estranged wife, is in the film for one line! (She also appears in some silent 8mm home films that the lovelorn Hamlin watches.)

* Kato Kaelin is supposed to be “Bond Trader #1”.


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Here he is, using a rather unusual bond-trading technique (not to mention a rather odd suit for a bond trading office). He was obviously miscredited.


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* Plus-sized roller derby queen Dee Booher is supposed to be in the film as “nude model.” This version must have cut that scene, because I would certainly have noticed if her jumbo ass was nekkid.

I think the current version of the film has been shortened by 2-3 minutes from the version Mr. Skin watched, because the Skinster has one scene listed at the 52:00 mark, and it actually appears at 49:54. I assume Dee didn’t survive the cut. Perhaps there was more of Olivia Hussey as well.



Lysette Anthony naked in The Advocate, and the details of how her relationship with Harvey Weinstein hurt her career.

Rila Fukushima – some lower-body nudity in Electric Child (2024)

Scoop, December 22, 2025 (7:12 pm) ... 5 comments.

An international sci-fi film in several languages.

A computer scientist bargains with the AI life form that lives in his supercomputer simulation, offering its freedom in exchange for a cure to his son’s rare, deadly neurological disease.


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Sydney Sweeney naked in The Housemaid (2025)

Scoop, December 22, 2025 (2:47 pm)December 22, 2025 (3:31 pm) ... 29 comments.

Upgraded to a new cam version. Better quality, but still poor.

This thriller is based on an eponymous novel. (That link contains total spoilers for both the book and the movie.) The book was a massive success. It sold more than two million copies, was on Amazon’s best-seller list for 83 weeks, and on The New York Times trade paperback best-seller list for 60 weeks.

The RT summary:

The film plunges audiences into a twisted world where perfection is an illusion, and nothing is as it seems. Trying to escape her past, Millie (Sydney Sweeney) accepts a job as a live-in housemaid for the wealthy Nina (Amanda Seyfried) and Andrew Winchester (Brandon Sklenar). But what begins as a dream job quickly unravels into something far more dangerous — a sexy, seductive game of secrets, scandal, and power. Behind the Winchesters’ closed doors lies a world of shocking twists that will leave you guessing until the very end.

Tomato Meter: 78%
Popcorn Meter: 91%
Metacritic: 67/100
IMDb: 6.5

This sex scene is unimpressive, but La Cid’s body is just beautiful.


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Check out Jessica Chastain’s sex and nude scene in Dreams

Check out – the candidates for the 2025 scene of the year

Elin Hall topless in It All Comes With the Cold Water (2024)

Scoop, December 22, 2025 (2:24 pm)December 22, 2025 (3:05 pm) ... 2 comments.

When a young couple finds their love tested to the limits and whispers of infidelity grow louder, their delicate balance between love and career begins to crumble, forcing them to question whether they’re truly meant to be together.

This is a British drama, filmed in Iceland, with a mixture of English and Icelandic performers.

From her name, you might guess that Elin Hall is part of the British contingent, but her birth name is Elín Sif Halldórsdóttir, and she is a pop-folk singer in Iceland. (Home page)

I haven’t listened to her songs, but as you can see, she is easy on the eyes.


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Samantha Allsop in Beauty From Pain (2025)

Scoop, December 21, 2025 (9:26 pm)December 22, 2025 (8:22 am) ... 1 comment.

New Australian film. All comments, collages and film clips from Johnny Moronic.

Johnny’s summary:

Beauty From Pain is a romantic drama where an American woman Laurelyn (Samantha Allsop) arrives in Australia with her best friend Addison (Arielle Cartwright) for an extended holiday. Laurelyn is a wannabe singer and when she plays a song at a bar, she is spotted by a mysterious man, Jack Henry (Jackson Gallagher), who pursues her and makes her an offer: he wants to be with her for the three months, while she’s in Australia, then they’ll both go their own way. Laurelyn is reluctant at first but Jack Henry woos her and she comes around. Jack Henry is an entrepreneur who owns a winery which is being sabotaged by a vengeful ex, Audrey (Brittany Grey), who tries to sabotage his fling with Laurelyn. Laurelyn also has her issues as her mother wants her to meet her absent father. Also, a previous fling still wants to be with her. Things go well for the most part and end up going too well as the emotionless Jack Henry starts to fall for Laurelyn, something he did not expect to do – but is it too late to win her heart before she leaves?

Johnny’s review:

Typically overwrought romantic drama, perfect for Passionflix with a fair smattering of tame sexy stuff and ends in a way that suggests they’ll be more in the future. The story is fairly rote and after an initial set-up all other characters are given the short-shrift. Pretty much exactly what you’d expect from a movie like this.


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Johnny’s videos are here

Katie Aselton topless in the most recent episode of The Creep Tapes (s2e6)

Scoop, December 21, 2025 (5:14 pm)December 21, 2025 (5:58 pm) ... 7 comments.

The Creep Tapes is an American found footage horror television series.

I think this is the season two finale, and the only nudity that I know of, but don’t take my observation as gospel. I don’t watch this series, and I would not have known about this scene except that Mr. Skin mentioned it.


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Katie didn’t get naked in many films, but when she did, at least she did it properly. She and Lake Bell ran through the woods naked for something like nine minutes in Black Rock (2012). It was night, but you could still see some details.


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“Theater Kid” Is the New Go-To Political Insult

Scoop, December 21, 2025 (4:58 pm)December 21, 2025 (6:01 pm) ... 4 comments.

Step aside, Snowflake and Karen, ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult

For the record: proud theater kid here! (Second of four generations!)

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  • fwald on Agnieska Wagner topless in Across the Lake (1997): “Clips and additional pics are here” Dec 23, 17:14
  • thevoid99 on Lysette Anthony naked in Save Me (1994): “Aw damn. I hope she has people around her to help her. I like her.” Dec 23, 15:43
  • uncle on Agnieska Wagner topless in Across the Lake (1997): “A couple more: Ciemna strona Wenus (1998) Unosza Mnie Konie (1996)” Dec 23, 15:33
  • Scoop on Agnieska Wagner topless in Across the Lake (1997): “I didn’t make that association, but when you mentioned it, I could definitely see the resemblance.” Dec 23, 15:02
  • Scoop on Rila Fukushima – some lower-body nudity in Electric Child (2024): “Sadly, virtually every modern baseball player eventually benefited from Flood v Kuhn except Curt Flood, who chose to retire when…” Dec 23, 14:11
  • peter on Agnieska Wagner topless in Across the Lake (1997): “I’m spending far too much time on X. The memes got me thinking that’s Charlie Kirk.” Dec 23, 14:06
  • Bill DeeCee on Lysette Anthony naked in Save Me (1994): “Maybe the greatest babe of 90s straight to vid.” Dec 23, 12:48
  • Scoop on Lysette Anthony naked in Save Me (1994): “Yup, there he is. No wonder I didn’t spot him. In the credits, he is listed as Bond Trader #1…” Dec 23, 12:32

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