She’s been busy!
It’s about time they brought her to justice! That’s the third 7-Eleven she robbed this week. It’s a shame for her, though. You need to rob four before you get the free Slurpee.
This was an especially bad one, because she pistol-whipped the assistant manager. Then, even worse, she forced him to eat four taquitos from the roller grill.
I believe we can all sleep a little easier now that she has been captured.
Or we could, except that they already released her, because I made all that up. It was a DUI arrest.
Britney deactivated her Instagram account after this arrest, but she had just enough time to sneak in a nipple!
Note that the picture with the red censorship heart has a clear see-thru of the other nipple!
Jesus, how sad. The poor woman clearly has (multiple?) untreated mental disease. She’s such a mess.
I hear you. I can’t even laugh at her situation – she’s just a tragic mess.
I remember all the cries to “Free Britney!” when it was discovered that she was living under a conservatorship. Turns out she really needs someone looking after her after all.
To be honest, I don’t know anyone who did’nt commit a DUI…
Doing it and getting caught for it being two different things, right?
Did Mother Theresa ever have a driver’s license?
And I’ll bet Jimmy Carter is probably clean.
And I don’t think Trump could have gotten one because he has never been a drinker.
Where do you live, Dave? I want to avoid driving in that region. And I know TWO Americans who have never had a DUI because they have never driven a motor vehicle. In an old urban center, that’s easier than you might think, especially if you have numerous friends who own cars.
My sister never owned or drove a car. I didn’t own or drive one when I lived in NYC or London.
Hopefully now she’ll start an OnlyFans. Set those puppies free, Brit!