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As the good lord intended, in his infinite wisdom. ‘I’ve seen them respond to the music and then fuck harder, faster, and become sweatier.’ I wonder if they have a guild. “Apprentice orgy DJ” could be a great reality show. Can the audience predict which apprentices have what it takes…
That’s not their evaluation. His name is really Loony John Franklin Toon. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
My mom’s name was Euphrosyne and she wasn’t Greek, which gives you a clue to the sheer pretentiousness of her side of the family. Her brother was a symphony conductor. She was a teacher, a classical singer and a grade A snob. Neither of them would even acknowledge the existence…
I clicked to check if my favorite was there – it wasn’t:
NO HIPSTERS
Don’t be coming in here with your furry faces, your tiny little feet and your beds made out of wood shavings. Wait, that’s hamsters isn’t it?
NO HAMSTERS