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This is a low-budget American horror film that stars a plethora of scream queens and other horror icons from the 80s and 90s. The list includes Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Debbie Rochon, Tony Todd and others.
… like Debra Lamb.
Debra Lamb had a unique niche in the grade-B films of the 1990s: she combined fire and erotic dancing. There are many films where she played a fire-juggling stripper, or a fire-eating stripper, so something similar, almost always just adding atmosphere as a background character. She didn’t do any fire tricks in this film, and she was much more than a background player. In fact, I would say she has the female lead, at least in terms of screen time. She took advantage of her substantial presence in the story to chew the scenery and spit it out. She does so much hyper-emoting that Nic Cage would tell her to dial it down a notch.
Although she is just as old as the other women in the cast, she looks twenty years younger. Through a combination of diet and (I presume) surgery, she has almost no wrinkles and absolutely no sag in her breasts. That doesn’t mean that she looks good. She may look 40 at age 62, but it’s a strange 40. She’s rail-thin, and weird, which makes her perfectly cast as a servant of Lucifer.
Debbie Rochon was topless briefly
You can also find some unidentified and little-known actresses in the video clips. (Two minor actresses are identified. All of the victims are named in the credits, but I have no idea who is who.)
A Reddit post showed a video version of Kim Basinger’s Playboy shoot
I’m assuming this is some AI trickery, but I don’t know that for a fact. Does anyone how this was created or where it came from?
More outstanding collages by Penman
Did you know that she has brown hair and her real name is Katherine Gonzalez?
A former Penthouse Pet, Monique was the go-to girl in the 80s and 90s when the film script called for “incredibly hot sex object.” She usually appeared in bad genre flicks, but her appearances really covered all the bases. At the top end, Bachelor Party was a Tom Hanks film. On the bottom end, she starred in a hardcore video called Ravished.
Two dangerous convicts escape while transferring between jail houses and find refuge in the lovely little house of the charming Roze family. The situation brings everyone’s instincts to the surface.
Some terrific new collages from Penman:
Poesy
Becquin
Neither of these women has done any nudity since 2013.
You may remember Clemence Poesy (real name: Clémence Guichard) as Fleur Delacour in the Harry Potter films. Poesy is now only 42 years old and a prolific actress, but she stopped doing nude scenes at about age 30. Fortunately for us, she did plenty before she withdrew from the nude scene.
2002 – Olga’s Summer
2007 – Sans Moi
2011 – Birdsong
2011 – The Silence of Joan (Jeanne Captive)
2012 – Hopper Stories
2013 – The Tunnel, episode 2
Videos:
Clémence Poésy – Hopper vu par (2012)
Clémence Poésy, Kata Petro – Birdsong e1-2 (2011)
Clémence Poésy – The Tunnel Season 1 Ep2 2013
Clémence Poésy, Laura De Boer – The Tunnel Season 2 Ep7 2013
I don’t remember Charlotte Becquin. Her IMDb filmography suggests that she has retired into private life. (She has only one credit in the past 15 years, and that was nine years ago.) That IMDb list also revealed that Bienvenue chez les Rozes was a rare film appearance for her. She spent virtually her entire acting career on French TV, which explains why I’m not familiar with her, given that I can’t even figure out how to turn on the remote in French hotel rooms.
2000 TV film – Une fille dans l’azur – Caroline Fabre
2008 – Cinq soeurs, s1e5
Artist Hannah Traore long with artist Misha Japanwala at the opening of Misha Japanwala Sarsabzi at Hannah Traore’s Gallery in New York!
She is actually wearing strap-on breasts which may or may not be molded after her own breasts.

Misha Japanwala Sarsabzi is in a similar costume. Full gallery of both women.
The show was named Resurgence. It was an episode of Love at First Sight, an obscure French/British TV show that IMDb refers to as Coup de Foudre, which is the equivalent French expression for “Love at First Sight.” (Literally: lightning bolt). According to the credits, the series was produced by Erich Segal, the classics professor who loved to slum in pop culture, and became most famous as the author of Love Story.
It’s a jaw-droppingly bad 24 minutes of TV melodrama. The only reason to remember it is that it features a topless scene from a very young Catherine Zeta Jones. (The show aired on August 28, 1992, about a month before her 23rd birthday.)
Oh, what am I talking about? The series is long forgotten, even with that historically important topless scene. And with good reason!
Here’s a summary of the episode:
A wealthy widower welcomes his university-age daughter and three of her friends to his French country estate during her semester break. Dad and daughter obviously have a great relationship, and dad also establishes a good rapport with his daughter’s friend (Zeta) and the boyfriends of the two girls. They all socialize for a while, then the two young couples head for the Mediterranean in their two separate cars, and dad heads up to sleep.
Dad awakens to the sound of sobbing in his bedroom. It is Zeta-Jones, reporting that the man’s daughter has died in an automobile accident. Since the daughter and her boyfriend have been fried to a crisp, there is nothing dad can do. Since Zeta’s boyfriend is still at the site of the accident, taking care of the details with the police, the dad does what I think any of us would have done on this somber occasion – he fucks the living daylights out of Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Now THAT’S the way to mourn.
The lesson I’ve taken away from this is that there is no bad occasion nor inappropriate time for fucking Catherine Zeta-Jones. Put yourself in the dad’s shoes – there’s nothing you can do to bring your child back, but this would be your one and only chance to fuck Catherine Zeta-Jones, so it’s time to stop mopin’ and start gropin’. When it comes to this ethical dilemma, I don’t think Aristotle could think it through any better.
The next morning he seeks some additional consolation, but Zeta refuses, saying “not this way,” and that from now on she will love him in a different way. That sounded promising for anal, but in this case, she declared “now it’s me who’s your daughter”!
Don’t be shocked. It’s all OK, because their sex scenes were accompanied by sad piano music, not a steamy sax riff, which is the way I would have done it. (Where is Zalman King when you really need him?)
Zeta’s boyfriend returns, and the film ends with a group hug between dad, Zeta, and the boyfriend, who looks mighty uncomfortable about the entire thing.
Here is a clip of the nude scene.
I’ll bet you think I was kidding about the plot, but that is really what happened. Here is the full episode, if you don’t believe me, or if you’re just a connoisseur of bad entertainment.
He told his teammates he had begun experiencing completely new uncertainties about his relationship with the pop star ever since listening to her sing the words ‘We all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire’ and ‘Did you girlboss too close to the sun?’ on the latest record.
It’s The Onion, if you had not guessed.