Were these meant to be taken seriously?
Joana Vilapuig topless in episode 6 of Innato
New Spanish series on Netflix.
Serial killer Felix Garay’s prison release disrupts his daughter Sara’s perfect life with her family. As new copycat murders emerge, she questions if someone close to her is responsible, while confronting buried secrets.
Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here. Scroll down.
Helen Mirren topless in Cause Célèbre (1987 TV)
This film was broadcast in the USA with little fanfare by PBS, and represents one the more obscure efforts from the grand dame of cinema nudity.
This was the last script ever written by the famous British playwright, Terence Rattigan, who was perhaps best known to international audiences as the author of Separate Tables. It recounts an actual murder trial that scandalized England.
In March of 1935, noted architect Francis Rattenbury was bludgeoned to death in Bournemouth. The police soon had his much younger second wife and her even younger lover (played by a very young David Morrissey) in custody. The victim was 67, his wife 38, her lover 19. The arrest and trial were tabloid sensations, thanks to the salacious details.
TRIVIA: The story is faithful to the facts, but the boy-lover’s surname had to be changed because his real-life model was still alive.
The video is here. I don’t have this production in any quality better than DVD. It appears to have been shot on tape rather than film. Tuna spent some time correcting, brightening and saturating the captures above, and they look better than the video.
Santa Tracker Revealed Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House
The jolly old elf only visited the home of his old flame Sheila Bickford in northeastern Ohio after first stopping at a local bar where he reportedly gathered his courage by consuming a few double eggnogs.
In a related Christmas story:
Bullshit Christmas Baby Probably Not Even Related To God
Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’s not a fucking chance this useless goddamn baby is going to die for our sins,” said the child’s uncle Brandon Lowrey, explaining that beyond being born in a hospital instead of a manger, the absolute disgrace of an infant wasn’t actually a boy at all, but in fact a girl. “I bet this little shit isn’t even related to God, let alone a direct relative. I should have known when I didn’t see a single Star of Bethlehem shining above that twerp to beckon wise men from the East. That dumbass baby couldn’t redeem a ham sandwich.” Lowrey added that the good-for-nothing child’s mother was no virgin either.
Tenika Davis and others in the new episode of The House of Ashur
A highly stylized version of Julius Caesar becomes a character for the first time in this episode. He is portrayed as a handsome, scheming, sadistic politician. He has a full head of lustrous hair, apparently filled with product, swept up and back from his forehead!
The real Caesar may have had a deformed head, and he struggled with baldness from youth on. Whatever his true hairline may have been, no ancient Roman wore the modern hairstyle portrayed here. Although Caesar had to be a skillful politician to survive as long as he did, historians picture him as a serious man, and more of a rough-hewn warrior than the dandy we see here. And it’s hard to picture this show’s Caesar burning the midnight oil with the research he needed to write Caesar’s well-regarded and meticulous accounts of his participation in, and the background behind, the Gallic and Civil Wars.
One place where the show and the historians agree: ol’ Juli had a strong libido.
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This is the first real nudity from Tenika
and the first appearance by Jaime Slater.
In addition to the principals pictured below, there are orgiasts everywhere, in the background. I didn’t do any still captures of those anonymous bodies, but you can see them in the videos.
Tenika Davis
Jaime Slater
Ivana Baquero
Jamaica Vaughan
Nudity at the 1939 World’s Fair
Interesting retrospective. Adam posed this in a thread, but I think it belongs as a separate post. The words below are his, not mine.
I saw a documentary today on the 1939 (and 1940) New York’s World Fair. This is the sort of famous documentary narrated by Jason Robards that came out in 1984 called “The World of Tomorrow.” One of the weird things about World’s Fairs, those hosted in the U.S anyway, is that there was often nudity there. I had previously seen a documentary on the 1962 Seattle’s World’s Fair that had nudity. I have no idea how this happened at the time, maybe somebody knows?
Anyway, these are the images from The World of Tomorrow. The first is from an exhibition called Frozen Alive and of the other, Robards narrated “they weren’t science and they weren’t art, they were just there.” They aren’t totally topless though in those.
There was also an exhibit by Salvador Dali with semi nudity, and there was nudity at the related 1939 San Francisco World’s Fair. This is an article on the nudity (and semi nudity) at the 1939 New York’s Worlds Fair.
Noemie Merlant and Souheila Yacoub naked in Les Femmes au Balcon (2024)
Upgraded with Defoe’s 4K film clips and captures
AKA The Balconettes.
Noemie Merlant wrote, directed and starred in this film that IMDb classified as “fantasy, horror, comedy.” Wikipedia has a complete summary of the macabre plot.
Two contenders for the best nude scene of the year:
Merlant
Yacoub
Anamaria Vartolomei topless in episode 6 of The Seduction
Merry Christmas
The following is Scoop’s Christmas Carol, the same one I have told every Christmas for decades. The message is Christian, but the lesson is universal:
Peace on earth; good will to men.
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Human societies seem to have some common rules, one of which is that the young men must kill or be killed for whatever causes the old men have brainwashed them to believe, but there were a few times in our history when the warriors told their overlords to stuff it, if only for a moment. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in 1914, during the first sacred holiday of the first world war, the trench warriors set aside their rifles, ignored their orders, and walked into the no-man’s land to celebrate Christmas with their enemies.
Peace broke out in many places along the lines, involving many men communicating to one another without a common language. As the story goes, the Germans first put Christmas trees up just above their sight lines, with signs that said “you no shoot, we no shoot” or “Merry Christmas.” Then the Scots brought out their ubiquitous bagpipes and played Christmas carols. The French broke out their champagne. The men shared pictures of their loved ones. They roasted some pigs together for Christmas dinner, and their chaplains held Christmas religious ceremonies. They cleared no-man’s land of the rotten corpses, buried their fallen comrades, and helped their enemies to do the same. When they had cleared away their dead, they played soccer where the bodies had been strewn.
The real-life aftermath of the unpremeditated Christmas truce was shock among the high commands of the opposing nations. Nothing could be more disastrous for the world’s sense of proper order than to have young men of opposing countries declaring their comradeship and refusing to kill one another. Why, it’s downright socialist! Generals on both sides declared this peacemaking to be treasonous, and all the lingering goodwill generated by the spontaneous outbreak of peace had been completely quashed by Easter of 1915, when the men would again resume the unquestioned killing of one another on behalf of their common God, who had apparently issued the two sides contradictory orders. Before Armistice Day in 1918, an entire European generation was lost. Some thirty million young men would return to their homes wounded. Their mothers would be envied by the ten million others whose sons did not return at all.
As I write this on this Christmas Day in 2025, when many young men are still dying for old men’s causes, it gives me some faint hope to look back on that Christmas of 1914 and recall the foot soldiers who proved that, despite all indications to the contrary, we do have brotherhood within us, if only we reach for it.
It’s the time of year to start thinking about the best nude scenes of 2025.
It’s time to start assembling the nominees for the nude scene of the year. Here’s an incomplete list. Add your suggestions.
Remember, the goal is NOT to list every nude scene, just the potential winners. In other words, don’t add a nominee unless it is the scene you want to vote for over all the previous nominees.
Noemie Merlant in The Balconettes
Souheila Yacoub in The Balconettes
Sydney Sweeney in The Housemaid
Gabriela Andrada in Ask Me What You Want
Margherita Aresti in Parthenope
Ellen Greene in Beatrix is Invisible
Aimée-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)
Franciska Töröcsik in Rise of the Raven (several episodes)
Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing
Hannah Einbinder in Hacks (s4e5, s4e2)
Paulina Gaitan in The Dead Girls (e1)
Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love
Imogen Poots in The Chronology of Water
Olivia Winter in Robin Hood (e3)
Cynthia Nixon in And Just Like That (s3e5)
Marjorie Estiano in Ângela Diniz
Amanda Seyfried in The Testament of Ann Lee
Ivana Baquero in A Widow’s Game
Ivana Baquero in episode 3 of The House of Ashur
Rachel Sennott in I Love LA (e1, e6)
Hermione Corfield in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e2 and e3)
Lauren McQueen in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e4)
Harriet Slater in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e10)
India Shaw-Smith in The House of Ashur (e2)
Svenja Jung in Naked (multiple episodes)
Malin Akerman in The Hunting Wives
Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives
Aisha Dee in Watching You (many episodes)
Llewellyn Reichman in Immerhin: Die Kunst, die Kunst
Tecla Insolia in The Art of Joy (e4)
Mariann Hermanyi in Rise of the Raven (e6)
Juana Acosta in Medusa (various episodes)
Virginia Gardner in 1923 (s2e7)
Valérie Tellos in Fleur de Peau (e5)
Daphne Patakia in Our Wildest Days
Cassandra Ciangherotti in Las Locuras
Ana Lecic naked in Crna Svadba (s2e9)
Anna Zavtur in High Season (multiple episodes)
Verena Altenberger in No Beast. So Fierce.
Anamaria Vartolomei in episode 6 of The Seduction
Ginevra Francesconi in “Una Figlia”:
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Margaret Qualley in Honey Don’t
Olivia Cooke in The Girlfriend
E. Khandmaa in The Pursuit of Lust
Carrie Coon in The White Lotus (s3e7)
Daisy Edgar Jones and Sasha Calle in On Swift Horses
Lea Myren in The Ugly Stepsister
Marimar Vega in Snakes and Ladders (various episodes)
Carol Nakamura in Arcanjo Renegado
Carolina Ramirez Quintero In The Mud
Pola Gonciarz in Druga Furioza
Radhika Apte naked in Sister Midnight
UPDATE: For the record, Mr Skin made his selections:
10. The orgy scene in Peacemaker (season two premiere)
9. Diane Kruger in The Shrouds
8. Nicole Kidman in Babygirl
7. Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing
6. Imogen Poots in All of You
5. Aimee-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)
4. Rachel Sennott in the first episode of I Love LA
3. Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza in Honey Don’t!
2. Redacted
1. Malin Åkerman and Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives (s1e8)
NOTE: Nicole Kidman made our list last year. I use a calendar year, he uses sort of a December to November fiscal year, so December releases will appear in different years.
NOT ELIGIBLE BUT GREAT:
Not new, but first seen in top quality: Hazel Court in The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959)
Not from a film or show: Bianca Censori at the 2025 Grammys