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In all of history, which leader amassed the most followers in his own lifetime, from scratch (meaning voluntary followers who were not inherited from ancestors or predecessors)? Muhammad had about 100,000 followers when he died, about one of every 2,000 people on Earth. Genghis Khan’s number of VOLUNTARY followers is…
The play, “Antigone (This Play I Read in High School)” was written by Anna Ziegler. It opened at the Public Theater in March, 2026. In this contemporary feminist retelling of the Greek tragedy, Antigone has an abortion, in defiance of the law of her anti-choice uncle, King Creon. Susannah Perkins…
Some of these are new to me. I didn’t know that Anne Frank’s R-rated diary was expurgated by her dad, and I didn’t know that Warren Harding called his penis “Jerry.” In doing a little fact-checking on this, I found that Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld named their little future comedian…
Gotta be honest, I like the umbrella bubble. Would also stop people from standing way to close to me in public.
#1 is for parties like the 6 paper doobie that you stuck in the end of the vacuum cleaner with the hose on the exhaust.
#2 obviously needs to be upgraded with a cordless drill.
#5 I have 6 on order.
#8 Now offers an extender kit that will imprint dots for egg yahtzee.
#13 Just ROTFLMAO
#14 TWA was interested in these as a discrete flotation device until they were found to strangle the wearer.
I thought sure they’d show a classic: there’s a real granted patent for a little ladder you can put inside your empty bathtub so that if spiders fall in they can climb back out.
There are going to be a whole bunch of laser light health things on the next list