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The Top 6 People Who Disappeared and Were Never Heard From Again

Scoop, February 23, 2026 (7:51 am) ... 11 comments.

With most items on the list, I was either very familiar with the cases or didn’t care, but the case of Richard Colvin Cox really grabbed my attention.

Based on the Wikipedia story, my only question is. “Why has this never been made into a movie?”

Upcoming nudity

Scoop, February 14, 2026 (3:39 pm)February 14, 2026 (8:14 pm) ... 11 comments.

The following reviews come mostly from Mr. Skin’s Sundance report and the Recapped blog on Reddit:

Documentaries:

PUBLIC ACCESS – “There is quite a bit of nudity in this film, especially from pornstar Marilyn Chambers. She dances naked and shows off all 3 B’s. Tara Alexander shows her breasts and bush. She even shows her bush while being interviewed!”

THE ANTIHEROINE – “Courtney Love poses for Vanity Fair while pregnant and showing off her bush. She shows her breasts several times, including onstage during a concert.”

BARBARA FOREVER – “Barbara Hammer loved going nude and getting naked with other women! This has a ton of nudity.”

Films:

I WANT YOUR SEX – Olivia Wilde shows her breasts in several scenes.

ROSEBUSH PRUNING – Elle Fanning is fully topless in a well-lit, daylight sex scene.

MUM, I’M ALIEN PREGNANT – “Hannah Lynch stars and does show a quick booty flash. Yvette Parsons stars and shows her breasts a few times.”

BEDFORD PARK – “Moon Choi stars and shows partial booty when she gets spanked. Moon Choi shows her breasts in a sex scene with Son Sokku. Ferin Bergen shows one breast in another sex scene with Son Sokku. ”

WUTHERING HEIGHTS – None. The sex and masturbation scenes are fully clothed.

GAMBLING WITH THE DEVIL – (Apostando Con El Diablo) “Belen Gutierrez gets naked taking a shower at half-way mark, and is then completely nude for the rest of the entire movie!” Now on TUBI.

THE BRIDE! – There’s no confirmed report on this one, but it is rated 14A in Canada for “infrequent portrayals of sexual activity – breast nudity, some detail.” I don’t know whose breast, but Jessie Buckley is the star.

TOUCH ME – “Olivia Taylor Dudley strips down to her buns. She turns to the side and shows her left boob. In another scene, she dances fully nude in the distance. While she is in the distance, we can certainly see her breasts and bush! Then – and this might come out of nowhere – she has tentacle sex. The tentacles touch her breast delicately.”

“20 Disturbing Facts You Really Don’t Want to Know”

Scoop, February 13, 2026 (4:01 am)February 13, 2026 (4:13 am) ... 21 comments.

Some of these are new to me. Some are dubious. Some are not actually facts at all. Others are true and interesting.

One accurate example from the list:

There are literally hundreds of corpses on Mount Everest, and they are used as way points for people trying to climb it. The bodies are too high up to be safely retrieved, so they are left there.

True. As of now, approximately 340 people have died on Everest, and 200 or more bodies are still on the mountain. Many of these victims are located high on the mountain, where extreme conditions can make recovery impossible.

Epstein and his pedo pals had some very specific taste in snack food

Scoop, February 1, 2026 (7:06 pm)February 1, 2026 (9:44 pm) ... 55 comments.


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There is also pastry talk here and there. It’s obvious from the context that this is coded language. Many people have pointed out that “cheese pizza” was the code for “child porn” on 4Chan, but it’s not 100% certain that Epstein meant exactly this. For example, others refer to “pizza” as code for “piece of (ass).” Various people have speculated about “grape soda,” like “grape = rape,” but nobody has been able to decode it with absolute authority. I have not read any speculation about “Chinese cookie.”

The most upsetting thing about these communications is that the names (other than Epstein’s) have been redacted, in direct contravention of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

For example, what legitimate reason could there be for redacting the name of the sender in this e-mail to Epstein:


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You can probably figure out who that is by searching the Epstein files for other mentions of “Chinese cookie,” “pizza,” “go kno” and “grape soda.” Interestingly, the DoJ redacted one of the participants in that conversation, but not the other. (Somehow Woody Allen is also involved in that text. Now that I consider it, that’s probably not surprising.)

After I looked through the files, one thing that struck me is that the pizzagate QAnon nutbags were kinda-sorta on to something. They misread all the code, targeted all the wrong people, and got all the details wrong, but it seems there was a pedophile ring, and pizza was somehow related.

A pretty good review of the new Epstein release

Scoop, January 30, 2026 (8:25 pm)January 30, 2026 (9:03 pm) ... 16 comments.

The steamiest gossip so far: Bill Gates got the clap from Russian hookers. According to an Epstein memo to himself, Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian prostitutes, and then asked Epstein for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing. (That entire memo is an entertaining read. Gates asked Epstein to delete all e-mails that described his penis!)

One document I am still waiting for: the U.S. Marshal’s office allegedly assembled a complete list of all the people who arrived and left from St. Thomas on Epstein’s plane. The only such logs I have seen have redacted every single name except Jeffrey Epstein!

Riding on the Epstein plane in general meant nothing. Rich dudes catch rides on each other’s private planes, or their companies’ planes, all the time. They avoid commercial transportation so they don’t have to hobnob with the hoi polloi (the insignificant, unanointed nobodies like you and me). If somebody rode on Epstein’s plane from Boston to Atlanta, it means absolutely nothing.

But anybody who went to or from St. Thomas on the Lolita Express was almost certainly going to Sex Island (Little St. James), which is a short chopper ride from St. Thomas. Taking this flight is what caused trouble for former Harvard president Larry Summers, as well as Prince Andrew.

20 Unique Landscapes

Scoop, January 26, 2026 (1:22 pm) ... 3 comments.

I passed up a chance to see Plitvice Lakes National Park when I was in Croatia in 2023. When I look at this gallery, I’m sorry I missed it.

Sydney Sweeney may be in some legal trouble over a recent stunt in which she hung bras all over the HOLLYWOOD sign

Scoop, January 26, 2026 (1:06 pm)January 26, 2026 (1:07 pm) ... 2 comments.

Sydney and the film crew had obtained permits to film the Hollywood sign but they did not have permission to touch or climb the sign itself. They are now facing possible charges of criminal trespass and/or vandalism.

Two words about her arrest: strip search!

A few notes on the Lindsay Halligan resignation

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (7:12 am)January 21, 2026 (12:25 pm) ... 55 comments.

Her resignation followed a ruling by a Trump-appointed judge that was about as blistering as anything I have ever seen from a federal judge. He basically used proper reasoning and legalese to call Halligan a liar and an idiot!

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Ms. Halligan’s Response asserts that she is free to act in an unlawful capacity, because she disagrees that she does so unlawfully. But that’s not how our legal system works.

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Ms. Halligan has no legal basis to represent to this Court that she holds the position. And any such representation can only be described as a false statement made in direct defiance of valid court orders.

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The Court recognizes that Ms. Halligan lacks the prosecutorial experience that has long been the norm for those nominated to the position of United States Attorney in this District. Consequently, and in light of her inexperience, the Court grants Ms. Halligan the benefit of the doubt and refrains from referring her for further investigation and disciplinary action regarding her misrepresentations to this Court at this time. However, this Memorandum Order provides notice that, should Ms. Halligan persist in ignoring Judge Currie’s Orders and this Memorandum Order in any matter before the undersigned, the Court will initiate disciplinary proceedings against Ms. Halligan and any other signatory to an offending pleading pursuant to Federal Rule of Disciplinary Enforcement V(A).

Here is what all that means in laymen’s language:

Part 1. Disagreeing with a law doesn’t give you permission to break it. Children know that.

Part 2. By using the title in defiance of a court order, Halligan has been lying to the courts.

Part 3. I’m not going to hold Halligan liable for perjury or recommend that she be disbarred, because she’s obviously too ignorant to know how to conduct herself in court, but this ruling remedies her ignorance. If she does this again, she will be disciplined. This also applies to any other official who co-signs a document where she misrepresents herself. (In other words, if Bondi and/or Blanche also sign off on her perjurious claim, the courts will go full Giuliani on their asses.)

Cybill Shepherd in a colorized, AI version of The Last Picture Show in UHD (1971)

Scoop, January 21, 2026 (5:47 am)January 21, 2026 (5:51 am) ... 16 comments.

I don’t know who created this, but it demonstrates the scary power of AI in the hands of an expert. This image contains nearly 17 million pixels (5568×3008) at full size.


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It also demonstrates what a beauty Cybill was.

Donald Trump actually shared this on Truth Social

Scoop, January 12, 2026 (8:27 pm)January 13, 2026 (8:23 am) ... 19 comments.

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To be completely fair, he is already the greatest president in the history of Venezuela.

He is now the second American to be president of two countries. If I remember right, the adventurer William Walker was the President of two different nations: Nicaragua, and the short-lived Republic of Lower California.

He wanted to create a new type of society organized by race and caste and dominated by white supremacy.

To clarify, that is a quote about Walker.

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