Lori Chavez-DeRemer is now romping playfully in a farm upstate with my favorite Game of Thrones characters, Kristi Dogslayer and Pammi Burnbook, as Trump continues to replace all women and minorities. (Actually, the new nominees for Attorney General and Secretary of Labor have not been announced. The nominees could include somebody other than an obnoxious, white, Christian male, but I wouldn’t bet on it.)
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Now that she is gone, it opens up a whole new opportunity to be the most incompetent and/or corrupt person in the Trump administration. There’s tough competition for that slot.
If wagering on the next to get the axe, I wouldn’t bet on Hegseth or Bobby, since they are white Christian males.
Here are the Kalshi odds on who in the cabinet will be the next to leave
Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence: 36%
Howard Lutnick, Secretary of Commerce 22%
Here are the Polymarket odds for who will leave the administration before 2027:
Kash Patel 87%
Kristi Noem (from her new job) 56%
Tulsi Gabbard 51%
Howard Lutnick 50%
Lee Zeldin 43%
Pete Hegseth 43%
Karoline Leavitt 39%
Tom Homan 39%
David Sacks 37%
Susie Wiles 32%
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 30%
I had to look up David Sacks. Even after finding out who he is, I still don’t know why he is on the list, because he left his position on March 26th.
Per CNBC that day: “Trump’s AI and crypto czar David Sacks said his role as a special government employee has ended.” He is still on the President’s Council of Advisers on Science & Technology. I suppose that’s the position we’re betting on. That seems too obscure to be on the board. (???)
Just the name Markwayne says it all. Dumb Okie & ex-MMA who challenges senators to fights on the floor. Just another Trump puppet. He picks these wretched cretins only because he likes it when they vigorously or violently defend him on TV, and for no other reason. In this case he probably looks forward to good ol’ boy Markwayne going out and personally putting non-whites into chokeholds right on the street, dragging them into the hands of ICE.
It was pretty funny to watch him this week say “This is war!” and, less than a minute later, “This isn’t a war.”
He later said that when he called it a war, it “was a misspoke.”
Trump learned from the master:
1) Pretend to negotiate to get the other side to drop their guard.
2) Attack
3) Claim that there is no war, just a special military operation.
That is precisely the way Putin would have played it. Trump gets a “A” for his study of Putin 101. I assume that is the only A he ever earned.
He has the least education of any senator, so not understanding what a war is is par for the course for him. I only hope this guy can finally control the biggest threat America faces: Britney Spears.
But he knows his shit.
Literally.
He was a plumber.
If he’s a fecal matter expert, then he should have no problem with Britney, since in her crazy vids there’s always animal shit all over the floors and inside her noggin.
Jen Psaki has been excoriating him for his ‘misspoke” on her Psaki Bombs channel within the MS NOW network. How could someone in a position of high responsibility like him possibly say, “That was a misspoke”, especially when talking about a WAR!
He has about the equivalent IQ of your average drunk driver who gets instant road rage when you simply pass him, and tries to pull you out of the car in the middle of the road to “kick yer ass, motherfucker!” Trump must take a secret thrill in picking the absolute worst people for the most important jobs. We’re at war, and we have a dumb okie who can barely speak English in charge of protecting the country.
Incredibly dumb…but that’s a big plus in the Trump Administration.
He was more excited when he thought sleeping with Lewandowski was part of his new job
He’d seem classier if he spelled his name “Marquane” or “Marrquain”, but I guess that ship has sailed. Or maybe the Marquis of Guano!
Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas sounds like an MCU character, so Kristi will have the opportunity for more cosplay.
Team America World Police
I was thinking it had something to do with Captain America, like his old partner Bucky used to be considered the Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas. But the translation in Noem’s case is, “Fake name for a fake job so she won’t be embarrassed by the firing and having to go flip burgers for a living.”
If there’s someone who’s an expert on fake stuff, it would be Boxtoxic the Dog Shooter.
How long before Kegseth is next, or is he just another Trump DUI hire?
Whiskey Pete will have to have some sort of massive, massive fuck-up in Operation Epstein Files to get fired.
Vegas is putting +400 odds within the month.
If wagering on the next to get the axe, I wouldn’t bet on Hegseth, Lutnick or Bobby, since they are white guys. I think the next firing will depend on whether Trump has less respect for women or dark skin.
Of course if something goes very, very wrong with Operation Epstein Fury, there is no possible way Trump will take the blame, so he’d have to axe Hegseth as his fall guy.
OK, hear me out: a daily double of Bessent and Nutlick. He could pretend to be doing something about the economy, but without drawing attention to Epstein or the war. He could even say this means he’s neither racist or sexist. (They might have to coach him on this bit – the concept would be entirely new to him.) The added advantage is you would be free from Bessent and Nutlick. Closest thing to a good day since he took office!
“Most incompetent person in the Trump administration”? Trick question – the call is coming from inside the Oval.
Finally, the dog-killer got fired. Yet, there’s still a lot of work to be done. I really hope Linda Meekmahan is next. Remember, she covered up a scandal involving young boys getting molested by a ring announcer and various individuals in the late 80s/early 90s in the WWE. Oh, and her husband Meekmahan is a sick sex fiend who is known for sex-trafficking, shitting on women, and for this:
Oklahoma requires their governor to pick an interim Senator to sit until the next election cycle.
On one hand it would be a little terrifying if a lunatic like Ryan Walters was nominated.
On the other he could be such a shitshow the rest of us could get at least some laughs out of it. Or at least until he goes Full Tuberville.
Tuberville…the three branches of government are the executive branch, the House and the Senate.
Wrong. Executive, legislative and judicial branches. Come on, man.T
He was quoting Tuberville, the U.S. Senator who couldn’t name the three branches of government. Markwayne may be the least educated senator, but he may not be the dumbest.
Once Markwayne is confirmed, I think Tuberville, with a B.S. in Phys Ed, will now be the senator with the worst academic credentials. I don’t even know how he accomplished that. It’s difficult to believe he even got through high school.
He was a helluva coach, though.
I had forgotten about the 3 branches things.
I hadn’t forgotten about how he shutdown the Senate and fucked over military service members.
Well…Trump indirectly threatened Bondi”s future employment. Pam Bondi is on President Donald Trump’s radar after Kristi Noem. He said, “She’s proving how tough she is, and I think the next three years she’s gonna really prove it, right?”
While I can believe Lewandowski has a totally smooth crotch like Ken, he lacks the sort of rectangular head and enormous white teeth. In the Barbie-verse I see him more as…I don’t know, did Barbie ever have a dog? (And before the gravel-pit references start, I think he’s very obedient.)
Weird the usual suspects backing Trump haven’t made any comment since the bombs have been dropping in Iran. Trump is going to be responsible for the largest deficit increase in history in his 8 years, the most expensive military industrial war spending since WW2, the biggest income inequity change with money going to the top 0.1%, the worst pandemic since the Spanish flu, etc, etc.
All to flail a into burning embers because fragile little egos got mad Democrats talked too much giving the disenfranchised a platform. Hope it was worth it geniuses.
So ur just pissed at everyone. That can happen. Have a beer.
I’m not surprised. His “platform” was “no more wars, save money, cut inflation on day one.” People believed him because “there’s a sucker born every minute.”
He’s now in a massive expensive war (which is also driving up energy costs)
He has imposed vast new import taxes (which drive up household costs)
Even the most gullible, cultish MAGA people are finally starting to realize they were conned.
The most amazing thing is that he still has something like a 37% approval rating. That’s more than one of every three Americans. Who ARE those people?
“Who ARE those people?”
The first 3 rows at a professional wrestling match?
He’s a cult leader and they’re cult followers, there’s still far more out there that will believe him over their lying eyes than anyone with common sense would like.
I don’t know if it’s possible to match Dubya’s basement of 25% but I’ll need to see it hit below 30% to finally believe his cult of personality has begun to break. I don’t believe until he’s gone that his spell breaks though, none of his court jester sons or empty suits have the ‘it’ factor to pick up the conman torch like him.
I suppose you nailed it, and it’s a very dangerous cult. It’s much more dangerous than Jonestown, for example, because those cult members only represented a risk to themselves, but Trump’s people drank the Kool-Aid and lived, making the cult dangerous to the outside world.
If it can be called a “cult,” it’s an enormous one, maybe the largest in history. The dictionary defines a cult as “a relatively small group of people having beliefs or practices that are regarded by others as strange or sinister or as imposing excessive control over members.” 37% of the country is not a “relatively small group of people.”
Paraphrasing my post in another thread would say 37% of Trump’s 49.8% of the 64% of all eligible voters who actually voted in the 2024 election.
Whereas it may be true that many of 36% who stayed home may also be part of said cult, but doubtful.
Lies, damn lies and statistics …
Even after Nixon resigned in disgrace he still had 24/25% job approval. But Bush43 will probably always hold the record for falling out of favor lol ie from a high of @ 90% (ironically after 9/11 when cheney/bush were caught w/their pants down) to a low of 25% job approval ~ 65% swing. 😮
Digressing …
He was almost a perfect mirror of his dad, who dropped from 89 to 29.
But I think Truman tied Bush’s 65 point drop. He sank from 87 to 22.
Plenty of cult members still haven’t a clue
Anyone else catch the airforce one interviews following the repatriation of the fallen soldiers? Trump was emphasizing how evil the regime was speaking of them cutting the heads off of babies and cutting women in half. Then he states that Iran bombed the girls school.
I found airforce one to be loud. Everyone was speaking loudly to be heard. Hegseth apparently didn’t hear the latest and contradicted Trump by saying the girl’s school was under investigation.
I really hoped that rabid chihuahua Bondi would be next to join Noemi on the stripper circuit, but I think brillcream boy may have bumped himself up.
he RFK and Hegseth all have signs of ‘roid rage. If pressed they will say it is testosterone therapy
Cash your tickets in on Pam Bondi. Along with whatever insider on Polymarket is making bank at the misery of everyone in the Iran War. So much winning!
If only we could say Trump had fired her for evil deeds, as opposed to his real reason: because she wasn’t evil enough!
She’s in the ex-Trump lifecycle now. Expect her to sell her ‘story’ and find an alignment with the closest GOP media grifter for whichever cult warlord tries to take over for 2028.
Take Chavez-DeRemer off the board, she just resigned! Kash is looking like straight cash for the next bet after the takedown piece on his bender driven paranoia.
I was just reading that there have been suggestions of affairs and sexual harassment variously involving, her, her husband, staffers and even her father. This on top of pretty strong rumours about Kristi Noem’s extramarital affair with Corey Lewandowski, and then the revelations about Noem’s husband. And of course there have been various suggestions about RFK. Jr. It sounds like the Trump cabinet is a pretty steamy place. I, for one, salute all of this: the more time they spend screwing each other, the less time that they have to screw America.