So it has become the Trojan War!
I thought the war with Iran meant that we would be fucked. It turns out to be the opposite.
As Oscar Wilde once said, “The only thing worse than getting fucked is not getting fucked.”
Or words to that effect.
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So it has become the Trojan War!
I thought the war with Iran meant that we would be fucked. It turns out to be the opposite.
As Oscar Wilde once said, “The only thing worse than getting fucked is not getting fucked.”
Or words to that effect.
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