“The unusual security measure was said to be aimed at preventing foreign powers from obtaining information about the Russian leader’s health. Putin’s bodyguards collect his faecal waste and bring it back to Russia when the leader travels abroad.”
I believe Briefcase Full of Shit was the Blues Brothers’ much-maligned second album.

What a weak little Babushka.
At least Pedonald carries his own, in his Pampers. Smeared all over his fat ass, invading the nostrils of even his closet Allies, like Babuska-faced Vlad, the Russian lunch-lady lookin’ Babushka.
Important Westoid propaganda! Coming from same press that in 2022 had flooded media with stories about Putin only having a few months to live
For serious, who would bother to make this shit up?
Maybe Scoopy; this is primo Other Crap.
Likely the same with Trump. He doesn’t look very healthy and he doesn’t have a health check by someone who is not hand picked to rubberstamp the result.
Now we know what Trump had for lunch in Alaska.
I hear Vlad’s on some weird carrots and yams diet that turns his shit orange.
That’s why trump arranged this meeting. He was out of his favorite facial bronzer.
that’s some wild shit