What I have learned from courtroom sketches

Scoop, May 7, 2024 (4:45 am)May 7, 2024 (5:17 am)

Lesson 1: Johnny Bravo is now on trial

Lesson 2: One witness in the Johnny Bravo trial is Captain Kangaroo

Lesson 3: Ashton Kutcher masterminded Watergate with E. Howard Hunt. He also played Mr. Mooney on the Lucy Show. Also, the dude has some shoulders on ‘im.

Lesson 4: Jude Law is an elf

Lesson 5: Some of the beautiful people aren’t as beautiful as we think

Paris Hilton

Taylor Swift

Tom Brady

Lesson 6: Donald Trump stole Christmas from the Whos

Ranker has a few more.

Nonsense WTF

Most Canadian headline o’ the day

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“Ambulance collides with moose while responding to another moose collision” OPP said the officers responding to the first collision had also just finished investigating another crash between a car and a moose. This is very similar to my all-time favorite: “Woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit…

The most important issue in the presidential race – Arnold Palmer’s gigantic dick

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That was part of a 12-minute anecdote about Arnold Palmer, who was known for a long wood game. Trump was in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, Palmer’s home town, and was speaking at the Arnold Palmer Regional Airport, which is known for having an exceptionally large windsock. This is not the first time…

Trump says U.S. wants to take over Gaza Strip and depopulate it

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His intention? It will be the “Riviera of the Middle East.” One obstacle: no neighboring country wants to take all of those Palestinians. If only there was an immense amount of land with nobody living there. Now I’m starting to see how his plan is coming together! Share via: Facebook…

murlocman says:

May 7, 2024 (8:38 am) at 8:38 am

The Tom Brady picture did more to roast him than any joke that was told on the Netflix special.

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