Based on the list, James French gets the GOAT award for his moment in the electric chair:
“Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries.'”
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Kourtney Kardashian helped me poop You have to admire the chutzpah of any “serious” article that uses the term “go-poo-poo gummies.” Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
There is also pastry talk here and there. It’s obvious from the context that this is coded language. Many people have pointed out that “cheese pizza” was the code for “child porn” on 4Chan, but it’s not 100% certain that Epstein meant exactly this. For example, others refer to “pizza”…
She got her degree from the prestigious Close Cover Before Striking Institute by drawing the picture of the lawyer. If she had drawn the pirate instead, she could now be looting off the Somali coast. “So, I am, like, totally dee Captain now.” OK, I’ll stop fuckin’ around for a…
The “Let her rip” by Ketchum was unintentionally appropriate. A Description of the hanging (Wiki):
He walked firmly up the steps, saying as he went up, “Dig my grave deep, boys.” Stepping upon the trap door he asked for the black cap, and it was placed over his head but [it] had to be removed to permit the rope to be placed on his neck, and while they delayed somewhat he became impatient and said, “Let her go boys.” … The sheriff cut the trigger rope with a hatchet, and his body shot down with all its 215 pounds [98 kg] of weight. Everyone within or without the stockade held their breath, and their hearts gave a great bound of horror when it was seen that his head had been severed from his body by the fall. His body alighted squarely upon its feet, stood for a moment, swayed and fell and then great streams of red, red blood spurted from his severed neck, as if to shame the very ground upon which it poured. The head rolled aside and the rope, released, bounded high and fell with a thud upon the scaffold from whence it came.”
One of the few hangmen worse than SSgt. Woods of Nuremburg fame.