Based on the list, James French gets the GOAT award for his moment in the electric chair:
“Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries.'”
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She’s been busy! It’s about time they brought her to justice! That’s the third 7-Eleven she robbed this week. It’s a shame for her, though. You need to rob four before you get the free Slurpee. This was an especially bad one, because she pistol-whipped the assistant manager. Then, even…
I have to admit that I had no idea how popular she is. Trump has at least a slight edge over all the other Democratic alternatives, but this poll shows him losing to Ms. Obama in landslide territory (11 points). That’s pretty amazing when you consider that: (1) voters really…
“Once a hole is there, you can use it for other things,” zoologist Andreas Hejnol told Michael Le Page at New Scientist. I have told my girlfriend the same thing. She disagreed. Damn science denier! Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
The “Let her rip” by Ketchum was unintentionally appropriate. A Description of the hanging (Wiki):
He walked firmly up the steps, saying as he went up, “Dig my grave deep, boys.” Stepping upon the trap door he asked for the black cap, and it was placed over his head but [it] had to be removed to permit the rope to be placed on his neck, and while they delayed somewhat he became impatient and said, “Let her go boys.” … The sheriff cut the trigger rope with a hatchet, and his body shot down with all its 215 pounds [98 kg] of weight. Everyone within or without the stockade held their breath, and their hearts gave a great bound of horror when it was seen that his head had been severed from his body by the fall. His body alighted squarely upon its feet, stood for a moment, swayed and fell and then great streams of red, red blood spurted from his severed neck, as if to shame the very ground upon which it poured. The head rolled aside and the rope, released, bounded high and fell with a thud upon the scaffold from whence it came.”
One of the few hangmen worse than SSgt. Woods of Nuremburg fame.