The ISIS guys may be ruthless, heartless terrorists bent on unleashing chaos and destruction upon all humanity, but they really put on a helluva nude fashion show!
The Isis Fashion Awards program was held in May 2025 in Amsterdam. During the competition naked people are used by accessory designers to showcase their designs on the catwalk in front of an audience and jury. Prizes are then awarded to the top three fashion designers.
Shouldn’t this also be considered a swanky bullshit event?
The worst kind. A swanky bullshit terrorist event! These are the accessories every ISIS suicide bomber should be wearing this fall.
Kidding aside, I usually reserve that term for people who attend these things rather than the models, who are just making a living, and would probably prefer to be modeling glamorous clothes rather than their own bodies.
That said, you are 100% correct. That is some superficial, swanky-ass bullshit!
2022 part9 is my personal favorite. Very few accessories to get in the way. And not a pubic hair in sight.
It was also interesting because in the previous parts there was little to no lower frontal nudity; they all had these little modesty patches that didn’t look like they were really part of the (for lack of a better word) outfit. So it’s as if they ran out for the last part and the models just had to go out there naked.
Reminds me of Bob Dylan. ” Isis oh Isis you’re a mystical child. What drives me to you is what drives me insane…”
Personally, I’d feel kind of dirty attending such an event. Despite the supposed focus on accessories, the genitalia are distracting. I’d prefer they’d wear a leotard or something neutral. I guess I’m a prude.
I’d feel the same. I’m OK with them being naked while I’m watching the film clip, but I have no urge to be there. I’ve never been that comfortable in strip clubs, either.
(Although I’m more of a wimp than a prude.)
This is one of those things where the original point has long disappeared up someone’s ass, but no one really cares because you get to see a lot of vag in a socially-acceptable setting.