Thereby quadrupling the number of people who have seen it.
The film is rated R for its explicit sexual material and graphic nudity, including photos of exposed genitals and sexually-charged text messages.
No! Horror of horrors – not sexually-charged text messages!
Oh, yeah, the plane also crashed and the passengers’ last image was Spicoli’s dick, or whatever the “exposed genitals” were.
Oh, it didn’t crash? You say it landed safely and on time?
Well then, as technical plane glitches go, that one doesn’t seem newsworthy – about on the same level as running out of the chicken meals, thus forcing some passengers to eat the quinoa.
At first I thought you meant they were forced to watch Daddario. I was confused.
Ditto.