According to official invitation itineraries, the political fundraising packages for the midterm convention are tiered by access:
Trump Roundtable – $250,000 per person. A high-profile sit-down discussion with Donald Trump.
Trump Photo Op – $88,600 per person or couple. A standalone staged photograph or selfie opportunity.
Vance Roundtable – $75,000 per person. A discussion roundtable with Vice President JD Vance.
Vance Photo Op – $35,000 per person. A separate photograph opportunity alongside JD Vance.
$88,600 is a weirdly specific number, but it is not arbitrary. Here’s the smoking calculator: For 2025–26, federal law allows an individual to contribute $44,300 per calendar year to a national party committee’s regular account. $44,300 × 2 = $88,600, perfect for a MAGA couple.
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Some others the WSJ missed:
RFK Jr. Photo Op – FREE. But he’s eating roadkill while he poses, and today’s menu is skunk.
McConnell Photo Op – FREE. But better hurry while supplies last.
Lutnick Photo Op – He will only pay you $11. Not a penny more. Not negotiable.
Stephen Miller Photo Op – Unavailable, as he does not appear in photographs or mirrors.
I heard Miller had to catch a separate flight because he’d turn to dust if he were to fly over the Mississippi River. (wish he would though)
They say if you stake Miller, half of the ICEholes will revert to human.
I heard that Democrats charge alot less but actually rob you blind when you show up and blame it on president Trump
Democrats blame it on Trump even more than I blame it on the Bossa Nova.
That said, he probably deserves it more often than the Bossa Nova, because many of the things I blame on the Bossa Nova are actually the fault of the Lambada.
My default is to blame it on Rio.But Rio’s not out there pissing of the Canucks; that’s all Fuckstick.
Blame tends to happen when an idiot causes it. Like putting someone in charge of a country who’s only contribution to life was getting daddy’s inheritance from being a slum lord, then becoming a real estate exploiter who doesn’t pay his contractors and manipulates the law to create a fake brand propped up by a fake reality show.
Enjoying the inflation? Hope you got those ‘I did that!’ stickers ready.
PS – And to the rest of the Trump/MAGA drive by posters who bitch about taxes or the government, I’m assuming most of you live in rural areas.
Funny how that works, the fact you have infrastructure like roads, electricity, and telephone lines came from FDR New Deal liberal policies over decades. They sure as fuck didn’t come from the kindness of the private sector’s heart, if it weren’t for government intervention most of these areas would look like the rural areas of other countries.
And lets not forget, heavily rural republican states like Mississippi get a SURPLUS of federal money. Guess who its paid for by? Those ‘liberal hellhole’ states like California who pay more in federal taxes than they get back.
Not only that, but these ‘crime ridden’ liberal cities pay more in state taxes that they get allocated by their municipality. And that’s going to every bumfuck rural MAGA county there is to pay for law enforcement, public utilities, court systems, schools, etc. That money didn’t come out of fucking thin air.
So you’re once again benefiting from things that when other people ask for them, its dreaded ‘socialism’. So you’re either a socialist, or a hypocrite, which is it?
Hypocrisy is a luxury for the powerful and they’ll choose it every time over the dreaded “socialism”.
Except they benefit from social concepts like government investment. Taking from a pool of the collective as a social safety net is socialism, they’re just fine with them if it’s for me and not for thee. As usual.
And it’s the same thing with the billionaires. They’re cool with the ‘free market’ when others pay ‘what its worth’ to them and it makes them rich. Have the populace crowdfund the infrastructure through government investments and try to market ‘what its worth’ to them, which is a hell of a lot more to live in decadence, then they flail and say socialism. Even though the vast majority backbone of the internet and the protocols we all use, FAA to coordinate their flights, or the brick and mortar they drive on were all paid for by taxpayers.
Propaganda and hypocrisy are effective tools in their toolbox.
A heretofore unknown Presidential power is the ability to force mirrors to only show your best side. However Judge Indira Talwani is rumored to be issuing a federal injunction to stop this, which will be immediately appealed to the Supreme Court.
Looks like people have a down payment to put down when that $5000 he’s promising doesn’t show up, like everything else he’s lied about.
$99.99 Gently used Sharpie
$8647 – Chunk of Reflecting Pool liner, comes with certificate of authenticity