This show is coming to a conclusion next week, and the gossip sites have been teasing the ending. The most credible guess I have read is that Carrie no longer seeks love when it turns out that Mr. Big is alive. He faked his own death because … well, wouldn’t you fake your own death if your girlfriend was Carrie, and there was no other escape? (This is known as going Full Scoopy1.) Oh, he also did it because he’s criminally insane and has been on the lam from Johnny Law. In the final scene, just before his capture and arrest, Big feeds Carrie into a wood chipper.
Footnote 1:
If you’re new to the site, I once faked my death to break up with a clingy girlfriend. My friends in that city tell me that she still places flowers on my grave.
Come to think of it, I also faked my death once to avoid a Celine Dion concert. Oh, and maybe a few other times. As I recall, there was a time when the biggest category in my expense budget was tombstones. I’ve lost track of how many grave sites I have. I probably keep the florist industry in the black.
In one of my many deaths, I claimed an auto accident. My obituary read as follows:
“Uncle Scoop loved bad driving, bad acting and hot chicks, so it’s appropriate that he died in a car crash on his way to catch a screening of My Tutor at a Matt Lattanzi film festival. Sadly, his out-of-control car ran over a homeless hitchhiker. Most tragically, that hitchhiker turned out to be Matt Lattanzi.”
Sarita still looks great by the way. I’m just glad this nightmare is finally coming to an end.
Sadly, the producers of “And just like that” probably won’t integrate Matt Lattanzi into the final episode. Or preferably, the wood chipper scene. Big probably needs an assistant, so he could be worked into it. I’d actually consider that episode as an option if I couldn’t find anything else to do. But only with wood chipper and Matt Lattanzi.
Underrated hottie, huge bazongas