In Austin, we used to take pride in being different. The city was filled with little signs that said “Keep Austin Weird.” Austin is quite corporate now, but even in our heyday, I don’t think we were a match for Portland.
Related Posts
Betting on the next pope
You can bet on individuals, nationalities, number of ballots, and which Papal name he will take upon consecration. The favorite in “nationalities” is “the field,” which consists of “countries that have never had a pope.” That is considered marginally more likely than “Italy.” Which countries are in “the field”? For…
California’s newest Trader Joe’s is across the street from a Trader Joe’s
We plan to keep both stores open This probably seems odder to you than it does to me. When I was running a group of 7-Eleven stores in Miami, two of my stores were literally back-to-back. The trick was, of course, that one of the stores was on US 1,…
Botox Frankenstein withdraws from AG nomination
Gaetz now retreats to his favorite place: 501 feet from a playground. This leaves Trump down to his fourth choice. His first choice hanged himself in prison. His second choice withdrew His third choice withdrew He’s down to his last two options: Kidding aside, Trump has announced Pam Bondi, a…

My wife asks herself when she meets someone if she would want them in her lifeboat? I feel pretty confident that for most of the people in Portland that would be a big Hell No! Or we can use the Zombie apocalypse rating system. Portland would be FOOD. (even if the brains are subpar) My life boat would be filled with topless woman with great tits. wouldn’t survive long but would die happy!
I always find it interesting things like what’s considered weird and what isn’t. Personally I think it’s weird for a nation to willingly vote in a known rapist and pedophile as President. (Although Trump had successfully covered up his pedophilia prior to the 2024 election.) In terms of the lifeboat, I think the way to really make America great again is if every Trump voter drowned.
Just to add: the article and Scoopy did not use ‘weird’ as a perjorative. But, if a clothing optional adult hike is ‘weird’ but a President being celebrated for being cruel isn’t, that certainly tells me what a shithole country the United States has become.
When Conan O’Brien came to Dallas a few years back, I saw his show live. I still remember this line from his monologue: “Austin’s motto is “Keep Austin Weird.’ Dallas’ motto is ‘Keep that weird shit in Austin.'”