Now there’s a reality show I could watch. Ken Jeong thinks it’s either Beyonce or Jerome Powell.
Ken’s wrong. I’ve already figured it out from the clues. It’s Mohammed bin Salman – Masked Buttocks Slapper – MBS. Get it? By the way, didn’t Masked Buttocks Slapper open for The Fugs.
Speaking of The Fugs, did you know Ed Sanders is still alive, as I recently discovered? I sort of assumed he couldn’t be because Tuli Kupferberg died at 86 about 15 years ago. Turns out Sanders was much younger. He lives, appropriately enough, in Woodstock, NY.
Police lieutenant: “I understand you’ve been wanting to do some undercover work, Officer Kardashian? Well, good news…”
It could be worse.
We could see a return of the dread Illinois Enema Bandit.