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Diana Quick topless in Vroom (1988)

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (4:43 pm)November 23, 2025 (6:09 pm) ... 1 comment.

I didn’t know that this film was available in HD. Nice!


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For some reason, Mr. Skin has this film marked “no nudity.” Is there an alternate cut with this scene removed or censored?

Anyway, here’s the full gallery. The only film clip I have is DVD quality (posted with the others below). Does anyone have the HD version pictured in the gallery?



The rest of Diana Quick’s nudography:

1981 – Brideshead Revisited, part 9

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1987 – Carini and the Courtesans (see-thru)

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1994 – Nostradamus

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2002 – Revenger’s Tragedy (possible nipple, but mainly cleavage)

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College pigskin, Week 13

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (2:27 pm)November 29, 2025 (3:41 pm) ... 1 comment.

It was a week for silly games.

Three of the top-ranked teams were using this week to play rah-rah home games against the weakest teams they could find. It must be a crazy week for bookies because there is no way to know exactly when the good teams will take a foot off the gas. Alabama covered an enormous spread, the other two did not.

#3 Texas A&M took on Samford, a team rated 59 points lower by the computer and 53.5 by the oddsmakers. Samford is an FCS team with a 1-10 record. They may not be the worst D1 team in the country, but they are in the discussion. A&M won 48-0, as Samford was able to gain only 77 yards from scrimmage. A&M did not try to run up the score, choosing instead to give everyone a chance to play. At the end of the game, the Aggies were playing their 4th-string freshman quarterback.

#10 Alabama matched up against Eastern Illinois. Like Samford, Eastern Illinois is not only an FCS team, but a very weak one. The computer had ‘Bama up by 55, and the bookies called it 50.5 points. ‘Bama won 56-0. Alabama emptied the bench, but poor Eastern Illinois just didn’t belong in that game. They managed only two first downs in the entire game, for a total of 34 yards from scrimmage. At least their punters got plenty of practice.

#4 Georgia played Charlotte. Charlotte is an FBS school, but they came into the game 1-9, and their only win was against an FCS opponent. The computers rank them as the second-worst FBS team in the country, with only lowly U Mass beneath them. The betting spread was 42.5, and the computer rated Georgia 51 points better. Georgia basically gave their starters a rest, so it was one of those games where all the parents got to see their kids play. Their quarterbacks completed passes to fourteen different receivers, nine of whom caught exactly one pass. I don’t know what the D1 record is, but fourteen receivers seems like a big number. I like that a lot, since I would have been one of those “Look, mom, I caught one” kids. Georgia won 35-3.

Auburn, South Carolina, LSU and Clemson also scheduled home games against weak opponents this week, but since they have not performed up to expectations this year, it didn’t matter much.

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#9 Notre Dame and #1 Ohio State weren’t trying to schedule weak opponents. It just worked out that way. Ohio State had a conference game against Rutgers (score 42-9), while Notre Dame scored 35 in the first quarter against Syracuse, on their way to a 70-7 curb-stomping. The Irish couldn’t let up much because they are locked in a life-and-death struggle with Alabama at the bottom of the top ten. It’s not likely that there will be a difference between finishing 9th and 10th in the rankings, but there could be. If BYU wins the Big 12 and is not in the top ten nationally, they will get the tenth tournament seed automatically, knocking out the team ranked 10th nationally. While that isn’t likely, both Notre Dame and Alabama are acutely aware of the possibility that the #9 team is completely safe, while the #10 team is not.

In games that mattered …

Most of the top ten teams have to keep winning to make the playoff, while the teams just below them not only have to win, but have to hope for one of the top ten to lose.

None of the top fourteen teams lost, but there could be some movement among the bubble boys.

#11 BYU beat Cincinnati, 26-14
#12 Utah won, but allowed 47 points
#13 Miami won easily, 34-17
#14 Vanderbilt crushed Kentucky. 45-17
#15 USC lost to #7 Oregon
#16 Georgia Tech fell behind Pitt 21-0 and never recovered.
#17 Texas won, but allowed 37 points.

Miami is obviously hoping that their win will impress the committee more than Utah’s, thus allowing them to climb a little.

Texas should move up to #15, but they have three losses,so their chance of making the playoff is close to zero, if not absolute zero.

The best hope for the bubble boys: Three of the top ten teams have tough opponents next week. Oklahoma plays LSU next week, Oregon plays Washington, and Alabama plays Auburn. An Oklahoma, Oregon or Alabama loss could knock them out of the top ten. Oregon might survive a loss, but the other two can’t. The rest of the top ten teams either have easy games or are so secure that a loss won’t knock them down below #10.

Some essential conference races are still wide open:

The ACC: The winner of the ACC championship game is likely to be the 11th seed in the playoffs. Despite the loss by Georgia Tech, Miami is still on the outside looking in. Both Virginia and SMU are in if they win, making the Miami-Pitt game meaningless.

If BYU stays at #11, they could still make the playoff by winning the Big 12 championship game, in which case it will get the 10th seed and knock out the team ranked #10.

On the other side of the tracks

The worst FBS squad, poor U Mass, remained winless … but they only lost by 28, so it was a decent week.

You read above that #2 Charlotte made the audacious move of scheduling Georgia. They only lost by 32 because Georgia emptied the bench early.

#4 Middle Tennessee played #3 Sam Houston in a sort of reverse bowl game. Call it the Toilet Bowl. Middle Tennessee won easily, 31-17, so Sam Houston held onto the third spot, and the bottom three remain the same.

Overrated teams o’ the week

The current list. (Based on the new Sagarin computer ratings and this week’s AP poll.)

1. 32 places (!!) – Tulane (54, 22)
2. 22 Places – North Texas (43,21)
3. 19 places – Georgia Tech (42, 23)
4. 17 places – Virginia (34,17)

Houston fell from the list because voters finally acknowledged reality.

What happened to last week’s most overrated teams? (Based on last week’s Sagarin computer ratings and last week’s AP poll.)

1. 38 places (!!) – Tulane (62, 24) beat Temple 37-13.
2. 26 places – Houston (51, 25) lost to unranked TCU, 17-14.
3. 24 places – North Texas (46,22) shellacked Rice
4. 20 places – Georgia Tech (35, 15) lost to Pitt, as I expected.
5. 17 places – Virginia (36,19) did not play.


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20 Pictures That Will Make You Nostalgic for the Eighties

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (6:39 am)November 24, 2025 (12:38 pm) ... 9 comments.

More than things on the list, here are things that make me nostalgic for the 80s:

1. Youthploitation comedies – Curtis Armstrong, Diane Franklin, Bill and Ted, Savage Steve Holland

2. Body Heat

3. Cousin Eddie

4. Video games in every convenience store.

5. The 1985 Bears – Refrigerator Perry, Jim McMahon

6. The Adventures of Pete & Pete

7. Roddy Piper and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan

8. When the Berlin Wall fell, and it seemed, if only for a moment, that the world could get better.

Famous Greek-Vietnamese DJ Konstantina Gianni naked

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (6:13 am) ... 1 comment.

She mostly covers her nipples but there are plenty of see-through and naked ass videos and pics

Taylor Rooks c-thru

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (6:02 am)November 23, 2025 (6:05 am) ... 4 comments.

I suppose it could be large areolas, but it’s probably pasties. From the looks of it, it could be both.


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Jelena Gavrilovic was naked again in episode 5 of Robin Hood

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (5:20 am) ... no comments.

There is not much this week. Jelena plays Godda, Saxon goddess of the forest, and she has appeared in several episodes, always naked, and always very briefly.


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Here is the previous nudity in Robin Hood. Don’t miss Olivia Winter in episode 3, one of the highlights of the year.

Jodie Foster topless in Backtrack (1990)

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (2:16 am)November 23, 2025 (1:44 pm) ... 2 comments.

This is a mediocre, predictable Hollywood thriller

The cast, however, is amazing: Vincent Price, Bob Dylan, Charlie Sheen, Jodie Foster, Dennis Hopper, Joe Pesci, John Turturro, Catherine Keener and Fred Ward.

Tomatometer: 40%
Popcornmeter: 25%
IMDb: 5.3

While fixing a flat tire, artist Anne Benton (Jodie Foster) sees a mob killing. She reports the murder to the local police, but they are unable to protect her from Mafia don Lino Avoca (Vincent Price), who orders hitman Milo (Dennis Hopper) to track her down and kill her. Anne changes her identity, moves to Seattle and builds a new life, while Milo, preparing for his mission, becomes increasingly obsessed with her. When he finally finds Anne, Milo needs to decide what his next move will be.


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From the comments: more of Jodie’s lower body was seen in the VHS version of the shower scene (around 52 minutes in).

Chantel Tanguay topless in Virtual Assassin (1995)

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (1:54 am) ... no comments.

Low-budget thriller filmed in Vancouver. AKA “Cyberjack”

Michael Dudikoff stars as an ex-cop who must confront his old enemies when a software company is taken over by cyber terrorists in search of a world-dominating computer virus.

This film represents Chantal’s entire film career. I gather from the internet that she passed away in 2022.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clip can be found here. (Scroll down)

Polly Shannon naked in an episode of The Outer Limits (s5e7)

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (1:19 am)November 23, 2025 (3:03 am) ... 2 comments.

This 1999 episode, The Human Operators, is based on an eponymous short story by Harlan Ellison and A.E. van Vogt, first published in the January 1971 issue of “The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction”.

On a ship controlled by an authoritarian computer maintained by human slaves, a man and woman learn that the ship fears them. The humans dream of sabotaging the ship’s sentient control system and freeing themselves.


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Polly Shannon is a Canadian actress whose career spans more than 30 years, including a few nude scenes in the 1990s and early 2000s. I suppose her most famous role was when she played Margaret Trudeau, mother of Justin, in a docudrama about the career of Justin’s father, the flashy, charismatic Prime Minister that Dick Nixon contemptuously called a “pompous egghead” and “that socialist asshole.” Historians, however, treat Mr. Trudeau much more respectfully that they treat Mr. Nixon.

Of course, that isn’t a very high bar. Historians rate Nixon about halfway between Vlad the Impaler and the Black Plague. While Nixon wasn’t much of a socialist, he definitely got the asshole part done to a science.

Polly Shannon was a youthful 30 when she played Margaret Trudeau, but Pierre actually began to pursue Margaret when she was a teenager and he was in his late 40s. She was 22 when they married, and he had already passed 50.

Things were not very smooth between the Trudeaus, and they separated only six years after their wedding, while he was still PM, although their marriage officially dragged on for another seven years. During the separated-but-married phase, she became quite the party animal. One of Margaret’s autobiographies (she has written at least three) discussed her affairs with Jack Nicholson, Ryan O’Neal, Lou Rawls, and Ted Kennedy. She probably also had affairs with at least two of the Rolling Stones, but apparently failed to connect with Dino, Desi or Billy.

Although she was apparently a busy lady, she did find the time to show the world her coochie in 1979, while Pierre was still PM:


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Photograph of exposed Margaret Trudeau (former wife of Pierre Trudeau (Prime Minister of Canada)/Author/Actress/Photographer) at Studio 54. The wildly popular Margaret “Maggie” Trudeau’s escapades at Studio 54 were a source of notoriety and scandal during her separation from her husband, as she courted attention by deliberately flashing the paparazzi. High Society magazine purchased this photo for use in their September 1979 issue, fanning the flames of her existing notoriety. Provenance: The Personal Collection of Bill & Carol Clements, Elizaville, New York. Manning and Clements were lifelong friends and confidants. During a personal interview on Manning’s life and career, Clements marveled at the candid images, only possible through the connections RPM made with his celebrity subjects as they invited him (unlike so many other photographers) into their lives to capture a moment of revelry.

Full-frontal nudity from Aleksandra Belosevic in Poslednji Strelac (2024)

Scoop, November 23, 2025 (12:03 am) ... no comments.

Serbian action film. Literally: “The Last Shooter”

After his wife’s murder, a former secret service agent is recruited by old colleagues to get revenge on the drug dealer who killed his wife.

I think this is Aleksandra’s only film. IMDb says she has been a regular for several years on a long-running TV series called Igra Sudbine (Game of Fate).


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