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This Mariia Butina story is like an episode of The Americans

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This Mariia Butina story is like the plot of Red Sparrow or an episode of The Americans.

This has it all: guns, sex, and a woman caught with her bags packed for Moscow.

Putin says he might have made a tiny error

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Putin says he might have made a tiny error

He claimed that Clinton campaign received 400 MILLION DOLLARS in contributions from people accused of tax evasion in Russia.

Turns out he meant to say 400 THOUSAND DOLLARS, per Russian state media.

Even that is wildly exaggerated. The actual amount is closer to 400 DOLLARS!

So Putin was close.

The Ziff brothers, the Bill Browder associates referenced by Putin, donated $1.7 million to various political groups and individuals in 2016, spread around to both parties. Of that, $1.1 million went to Democrats and $0.6 million to Republicans. Hillary actually received $17,700.

By the way,  Bill Browder is Putin’s sworn enemy, and the man almost single-handedly responsible for the Magnitsky Act, versions of which are slowly freezing the global assets of Putin and his cronies. In the hopes of discrediting Browder and countering the Magnitsky Act, Putin and his lackeys have accused Browder of just about everything they can think of.  “They accused me of being a serial killer; they accused me of being a CIA/MI6 agent determined to destroy the Russian government; and they accused me of somehow stealing $4.8 billion of IMF money back in the 1990s that was destined for the Russian Treasury.”

Magnitsky, by the way, was Browder’s lawyer.

And Browder himself, although born in Chi-town, is a British citizen, so Putin is barking up the wrong tree. Of course Putin knows he would go nowhere with the leaders of the UK, who are on to his baloney, so he is looking to work on a world leader who is a bit soft in the head and weak on the facts.

Gee, I wonder who he might have in mind.

Ya gotta give props to Putin. At least he doesn’t nickel-and-dime his lying. You think Trump told a whopper about his inaugural crowd size? Hah! Child’s play. Putin’s claim is roughly equivalent to Trump having claimed that the entire population of the universe was in Washington for his inauguration.

A breast presented by South African model Jessica Lee Buchanan

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A breast presented by South African model Jessica Lee Buchanan

Here is her portfolio page

Miki Hamano (Wilhelmina model) stark naked, full frontal

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Miki Hamano (Wilhelmina model) stark naked, shaved full frontal

Here are many more

Marisa Papen all kinds of naked

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Marisa Papen all kinds of naked

She is the woman who always seems to be in trouble for stripping in some sacred or otherwise forbidden place, like the wailing wall, the pyramids, downtown Manhattan, or Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location. Here is her home page, which tells the whole story in a manner we all approve – with nekkid pictures.

Suggestions for future naked poses: the Vatican, the Lincoln Memorial, my house.

European press mocks Trump as ‘weak,’ ‘Putin’s poodle’ after summit

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European press mocks Trump as “weak,” “Putin’s poodle” and “a stooge”

And not even one of the good stooges. He’s Shemp.

Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring

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Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring

‘President Trump Played His Role To Perfection,’ Special Counsel Discloses

Dua Lipa bootylicious

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Dua Lipa bootylicious

Eva green’s incredible figure in a diaphanous top

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Eva Green’s incredible figure in a diaphanous top

Duct-tape bikinis look sexy but painful

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Duct-tape bikinis look sexy but painful

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