Arthouse drama directed by Kristen Stewart

Brought up in an environment torn apart by violence and alcohol, Lidia Yuknavitch seemed destined for self-destruction and failure until words offered her unexpected freedom in the form of literature. The Chronology of Water, adapted from Yuknavitch’s autobiographical bestseller, follows Lidia’s journey to find her own voice in an exploration of how trauma can be transformed into art through re-possessing our own bloody histories, particularly those uniquely experienced by the bodies of women and girls.

IMDb: 6.8/10
Tomato Meter: 89%
Popcorn Meter: 79%
Ranking among 2025 nude scenes: 26th

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I just assumed that is Imogen doing the backstroke because of the film’s context, but when I removed the filter I realized that I’m just not sure. Hell, I would have thought it was a man if not for the boobs.

Aesthete did two versions of this. He captured a full-screen broadcast in 2010, then an HD broadcast of the widescreen version in 2019.

Tuna did the widescreen version on DVD.

I’m sure Tuna would have done the full screen version if he had known of its existence, but he did his captures from a DVD in 1.85:1 ratio, which was what he had available.

To my knowledge, there is no full screen version in HD.

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I hope you all know this is fake, but many people on both sides thought it was real. Some clueless conservatives on Twitter congratulated the President for not apologizing to the Obamas or the country. Some clueless liberals just went into outrage mode, missing the obvious jokes.

She turns 60 this year and is still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

The image quality in this remastered 50-year-old cheapie is not bad. It’s a vintage exploitation film from the master of Eurocrap, Erwin C. Dietrich. I believe the C. actually stood for “Cheese.” And what could be more appropriate for a Swiss native?

AKA:

Eine Armee Gretchen
Frauleins in Uniform
Fraulein Without a Uniform
SS Cutthroats

And a zillion other titles

Trivia from IMDb: the film is allegedly banned in Finland.

With Adolf Hitler’s Wehrmacht facing imminent defeat, the so-called “lightning girls”–nurses, secretaries, housewives, and ordinary women from all over Germany–rushed to answer the nation’s call to arms. Now, against the unstoppable Red Army, the loyal female disciples of the Swastika must do everything in their power to boost the morale of the German front-line officers, including offering their young bodies to the battle-scarred soldiers. But, what happens if the secret army of pleasure is inclined to have too much fun?

All of Aesthete’s HD videos are here.

Just your basic grade-Z film about vampires who swing with normal mortal couples. Rated 2.8 at IMDb.

New couple, Rad and Kyla, are invited by Glory to celebrate her engagement to Angelo, her mysterious new boyfriend. At Angelo’s secluded house, Rad discovers that Glory and Angelo are swingers looking to swap partners. When Rad tries to persuade Kyla to leave, her curiosity leads to a steamy encounter where she learns that Angelo is a 500-year-old vampire with sinister intentions.

It doesn’t seem that there are many ancient vampires without sinister intentions. I’ve noticed than most guys get pretty cranky in their 80s, so I suppose they’d be really ornery in their 500s.

Jessica has an amazing head of hair and a helluva tan!

You can watch the film for free on TUBI, although I can’t imagine why you would want to.

From the comments:

For the desperate few, here’s a large file with the nudity: Jessica Lelia Greene, Erin Anne Gray – Swap (2024)

Spanish series currently on Netflix.

A desperate father infiltrates a neo-Nazi group to save his daughter. As he delves deeper, he struggles to understand her transformation and the forces that led her astray, all while confronting values that clash with his own beliefs.

Very hard scene to watch. The last paramedic, futilely trying to revive the dead girl, is her father.

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English-Irish horror film

Follows an archaeologist who travels to Ireland to uncover a long-dead tomb. A threat is released and she will have to fight to keep her teenage daughter from falling under the control of The Morrigan, a vengeful Pagan War Goddess.

And yet she succeeds.

So, that’s not much of a goddess, losing to an archeologist. With that as a war goddess, it’s a wonder the Celtic people won any wars at all.

Perhaps that goddess needs to think smaller. I’ll bet she could defeat that guy who played Les Nessman.

Johnny Moronic’s film clip is here.