Sofija Zobina – a breast and maybe a hint of coochie in Agon (2025)

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Agon is a mocumentary on the athletic preparation and painful destinies of three female athletes participating in some fictional games called “Ludoj 2024.” The athletes compete in three different disciplines: shooting, fencing, and judo, and the three separate stories seem to be unrelated. The Sofia Zobina story concerns the fictitious figure of a young shooting athlete who has already won a gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics but is now broke, and has fallen into disgrace, abandoned by her main sponsor for violating the moral rules of her discipline.


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I suppose there must be some point to this film, but it is beyond my grasp. The reviewer from Vogue seemed to understand it, or at least he was able to bullshit his way through an interview with the director.

The 10 Most Dangerous Hand-to-Hand Weapons Ever Used in Battle

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I didn’t know this fact from the list: (I hope it’s accurate!)

What makes the sarissa special is its length. While the Greeks used 7-9 foot spears in their phalanx, Phillip II of Macedon equipped his soldiers with pikes 13-20 feet in length depending on need and usage. As such, when he went on to conquer the Greeks, Athenians and Spartans alike could do nothing in the face of this walking wall of spiked death. Their spears were too short to reach the Macedonians.

Maryjane Zazueta and Julia Burenok topless in Red Static Rising (2025)

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Micro-budget horror from the USA which also has a micro running time (65 min). There are only 23 votes at IMDb, but the few people who saw it truly despised it. (2.9) That 2.9 actually seems a little high to me. In the history of film, there must have been worse efforts. I mean the odds would dictate that.

But not many.

And they aren’t much worse.

Two girls staying at an isolated house in the country are confronted with a nightmarish presence that warps their perception of reality.

… as nightmarish presences are wont to do.

On the plus side, the women are not bad lookers and they bare their breasts.


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Leni Klum brought some nice cleavage to a swanky bullshit event

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When it comes to swanky bullshit, what could be swankier and more superficial than an event called “Breakfast at Tiffanys”?

Leni Klum attended Tiffany & Co. Wiesn 2025 during the Oktoberfest 2025 at Käfer Wiesn-Schänke on September 20, 2025 in Munich, Germany. We wouldn’t care about this, but the diminutive, unsmiling beauty gave us some reason to read about it.

There’s something about this facial expression. She looks pretty – and sad.


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College Pigskin, Week 4

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There wasn’t much going on this week. It was the final week before universal conference play, so many of the big teams were either idle or playing against one of the punching-bag teams.

Texas, for example, took on mighty Sam Houston, a school known to Texas football fans as Sam Houston Institute of Technology because of what the initials spell. The spread was 40. Texas covered with ease.

Florida State played against the ultimate punching bag, Kent State. The Seminoles scored 35 in the first quarter, then lost interest in the score and decided to give everyone a chance to play. The Seminoles finished the game with about 500 rushing yards from 12 different ball carriers. They also had nearly 300 passing yards with four passers and ten different receivers. The spread was 45 and they covered.

Kent State has not defeated an FBS team since 2022. Things will not get better for them in their next game. They play Oklahoma. Give the kids credit. You can’t say they play a pussy schedule. They also played Texas Tech earlier this year.

There were a few items to note:

I mentioned last week that Illinois’ ranking in the top ten seemed ridiculous. It was much more absurd than I imagined. How often does a top ten team lose by fifty or more? Indiana beat them 63-10. Indiana seems to be for real this year. They may rise into in the top ten this week, and they will certainly be close.

On the other hand, I also thought #17 Texas Tech was overrated, but they proved me wrong by beating #16 Utah 34-10. Or maybe they proved that Utah didn’t belong there.

Florida was ranked #13 in the pre-season polls, and is now 1-3, locked in a competition with Clemson and Oklahoma State to be the season’s biggest disappointment. The Gators managed only seven points against #4 Miami. Clemson, #4 pre-season, lost to Syracuse this week and are now 1-3. Oklahoma State suffered the ultimate indignity this week: they thought they were playing a punching-bag team (Tulsa) – and lost to them! That is the first time Tulsa has defeated Oklahoma State in 27 years.

#22 Auburn and #11 Oklahoma were evenly matched. Oklahoma won it with some impressive defense, featuring ten sacks, thus making their own case for the top ten. Those sacks were personal – Auburn’s QB was Oklahoma’s QB last year! (That transfer portal has really changed the game.)

OK, I’ll stop making fun of Vanderbilt for a while. They rose to 4-0 by scoring 70 in a game where they gave their punter the day off. (They didn’t score on every possession. They went for it on fourth down every time, and failed twice.) The last time Vandy scored 70 in a game, movies were silent, Babe Ruth was still pitching for the Red Sox, and football crowds shouted things like “boola boola” and “stoutly accomplished, lads.” I grant you that Georgia State is not a such a formidable opponent, but they beat Vandy last year, so this game was sweet revenge.

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Two teams are now at least 15 places higher in the polls than in the computer analysis:

Florida State is #8 in the poll, #23 in the computer rankings. I guess we’ll see which is correct in two weeks, when the Miami Hurricanes (top five by both measurements) come to town.

Iowa State is #14 on the poll. That makes no sense to me or the computer, which assigns it #37. That is not likely to get adjusted much very soon. Their schedule worked out well for ’em. In their big conference, they can’t play every team every year, and this year they will not have to face Utah or Texas Tech. They will still have to hold off BYU and TCU to stay undefeated.

Glenn Close got fully naked in daylight- at age 77

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The Summer Book follows the inspirational tale of a young girl and her grandmother spending a summer on a small, uninhabited island in the Gulf of Finland.

Yeah, that’s high on my must-watch list. Right after my binge of Shemp Howard films.

Jessica Tandy did a nude scene in Camilla when she was 83. (The scene was filmed in April or May of 1993.) She turned 85 before the film was released. In fact, she died two months before the film was released!

Glenn is coming for that record. She was 77 when she did the scene below. She told a reporter:

It was my idea. I thought that’s something she would do when no one else is around. In Finland, they’re much more used to nakedness than we are.


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