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Carmen Villalobos topless in season one of La Huesped

Scoop, September 25, 2025 (9:20 pm)September 26, 2025 (8:02 pm) ... 1 comment.

Another Spanish-language Netflix series, this time from Colombia. English: The Guest.

A seemingly perfect household unravels when an unexpected visitor arrives, exposing hidden tensions and political aspirations that threaten to tear the family apart.

This series turned out to be a colossal waste of my time. It’s one of those shows filled with sex, but almost no nudity.

Carmen Villalobos in episode 7

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Carmen Villalobos in episode 17

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Distant nudity from Laura Londoño in episode 15

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Agathe de la Fontaine naked in Train of Life (1998)

Scoop, September 25, 2025 (10:45 am)September 25, 2025 (10:59 am) ... no comments.

A heartbreaking, bittersweet farce about the holocaust. In French and German. Filmed in Romania.

In 1941, after being alerted by the village fool of an imminent German invasion, the inhabitants of a small Jewish village in Central Europe organize a fake deportation train so that they can escape the Nazis and flee to Palestine through Russia. Some Jews are dressed up with German uniforms, and soon they start getting strange ideas about how it feels to be a Nazi; others are infected with the fast-spreading germ of communism. Meanwhile, the Russian border gets closer and closer.

7.6 at IMDb.

Only 64% on the tomatometer, but 93% on the popcorn meter.


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Julia Garner in CR Fashion Book Issue 27

Scoop, September 25, 2025 (10:29 am) ... 13 comments.

A little peek-a-boo in a couple of pics, and a lot of Old Holywood chic throughout the photoshoot.

Sample:


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Julia is not a run-of-the-mill young performer. She really has a unique sensibility.

Adria Arjona naked (from a distance) in Los Frikis (2024)

Scoop, September 25, 2025 (5:46 am) ... no comments.

The camera is so far away that you can’t tell what you’re looking at. You can’t even tell that it’s her.

But, for the record …


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Maribel Verdu naked in El Beso del Sueño (1992)

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (12:10 pm)September 25, 2025 (5:17 am) ... 5 comments.

Erotic thriller from Spain

The gorgeous Margot supports her aged father by seducing men on trains, slipping them a Mickey Finn (a beso de sueño) and robbing them of money and jewelry. One night her victim is a currency smuggler taking 100 million pesetas out of Spain. He’s being watched by a cop and by a burned-out alcoholic, Salvatierra, who does occasional jobs for a corrupt banker; they are quickly on Margot’s trail. The cop suspects Salvatierra of working with Margot, but Salvatierra has his own agenda. He becomes Margot’s protector; is it for his own good or for hers as well? And what are these feelings that develop between the two of them? Where will the money end up?

I didn’t really know about Maribel until I started the Fun House, so long ago, but she immediately became one of my favorites, and has remained so. One of the spookiest things about doing this site is that all of us have aged, but Maribel looks exactly the same now as she did when the site began. This film was made in 1992:


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And here she is in 2025. Based on Maribel, I can’t figure out why Ponce de León was looking for the Fountain of Youth in Florida. It was obviously home in Spain all along.

Then again, I guess you can’t really do any decent conquistadorin’ in your home country.

“In planting this flag, I hereby claim for the King of Spain and the Lord Jesus Christ, this portion of my neighbor’s back yard.”

It just doesn’t work.

Random useless fact: Ponce de León was 4’11”.

15 Obvious Photos That Require No Clarification

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (11:36 am) ... no comments.

I really enjoyed this list in general, but I especially like this one, which is more subtle than the others:


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Malina Weissman done got her ownself growed up

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (11:27 am) ... 2 comments.

You might remember Malina Weissman as the smart and pretty teen daughter in ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events.’ Well she is an adult now and she has an insane body. Check out some recent sexy photoshoots + bonus social media pics and videos

Scoop’s note: Gorgeous, but WAY too much clothing.

I can’t resist some expansive Salma Hayek cleavage

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (11:15 am)September 24, 2025 (11:30 am) ... 1 comment.

Salma Hayek showing big boob cleavage in a black dress as she attends the Kering Foundation’s Caring for Women dinner in New York City along with her husband.

She turns 60 on her next birthday. Amazing!


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Apparently she is married to Daniel Craig’s father. Look at that dipshit. He looks like the engineers of the Hooterville Cannonball if they dressed up in their Sunday church duds. Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it will absolutely get to you a higher level of female companionship. (Amazingly, he’s only four years older than Salma.)

Full gallery here

Camila Cabello looked a lot different in 2021

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (11:06 am)September 27, 2025 (11:29 am) ... no comments.

November, 2021. Bikini candids of Camila Cabello and her big ass at the beach in Miami!

Rachel Sennott in a sheer top

Scoop, September 24, 2025 (11:01 am) ... no comments.

I haven’t seen this one before. She looks great and it’s in hi-def

If you visit here regularly, you know that sheer tops are her thing.

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