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Kristen Bell braless

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (9:57 pm)October 28, 2025 (10:20 pm) ... no comments.

Kristen Bell showing plenty of cleavage and nipple pokies in a sexy red dress at the season 2 premiere of Nobody Wants This in Los Angeles!

Megan the Stallion shows off that massive boo-tay

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (9:54 pm) ... no comments.

Sexy new music video by Megan Thee Stallion for her song Lover Girl! Its in your best interest to watch it because she is shaking her ass among other things.

She also released a bunch of sexy photos in a wet and revealing dress which is barely hanging on her curvy body!

Phun is reporting that there are leaks of Allegra Carpenter

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (8:20 pm)October 28, 2025 (10:06 pm) ... 8 comments.

The articles are here, if you’re curious.

Trump 2028 – legally and constitutionally

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (7:23 am)October 28, 2025 (7:54 am) ... 68 comments.

I think there is one completely constitutional way Trump could serve more terms.

It’s not the Vice-President loophole, because that seems to be closed by the 22hd Amendment, which limits who can be elected, and the 12th Amendment, which implies that anybody ineligible to run for President is automatically ineligible to run for Vice-President.

However …

The 22nd Amendment only limits being elected President. One can become President without running for the office (or running for the Vice-Presidency as a President in waiting). In fact, one can become President without running for anything at all, not even Congress.

Here’s how:

If the President and Vice-President can’t continue for some reason, the Speaker of the House becomes President. But the Speaker is not constitutionally required to be a member of the House. Traditionally, the House has elected one of its own as Speaker, but in fact they can elect almost anyone. The Constitution does say there are requirements to serve in the House, and being Speaker would constitute service, so the Speaker would have to be at least 25 years old and a citizen for at least seven years. That’s the only limitation. The House may choose Britney Spears or Mark David Chapman – or Donald Trump.

That means if two loyal Trump lickspittles are elected President and Vice-President, let’s say Don Jr and Eric, with the slogan “a vote for me is a vote for dad,” and if Republicans can hold the House, then the House can choose Trump as Speaker, the kids can resign, and Trump would legally and constitutionally be President again.

If the House turns blue, then Don Jr. is President (cough, wink-wink) but we all know who’s really in charge.

Mariann Szalay naked in a 1996 Hungarian movie.

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (4:44 am)October 28, 2025 (8:43 pm) ... 1 comment.

Thanks to the commenter named george, who reported:

Just a tip, in the 1996 Hungarian movie Csajok, Mariann Szalay is nude at 44 minutes. The quality is VHS, but a quick Google search did not show the clip anywhere else, so it may be a rarity:

The craziest World Series game ever

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (4:35 am)October 29, 2025 (3:32 pm) ... 3 comments.

ESPN said it eloquently:

For 6 hours and 39 minutes, Game 3 of the World Series played out like a fantastical dreamscape of baseball, filled with tension and drama and madness, with happenings the game had never seen before and won’t ever see again.

The Dodgers won in 18 innings on Freddie Freeman’s walk-off homer – and that’s the sensible part! Here’s the craziness:

Little-used reliever Will Klein got the win. He pitched four innings of one-hit ball after having pitched only 15 innings all year. He was probably either going to win it or lose it, because the Dodgers were out of pitchers, except for Ohtani and Yamamoto, who had pitched a complete game two days earlier. Talk about an unlikely hero! Klein’s lifetime ERA is 5.16 in the majors, and was 5.33 in the minors and 4.86 in college.

Yamamoto’s earlier complete game didn’t seem that important at the time, but looking back on it, it was good that he gave the bullpen a rest.

Everyone has run out of superlatives to describe Shohei Ohtani. He reached base nine times. In his first four at bats, he had two homers, a ground rule double and a boring old regular double that somehow stayed in the park. The Jays finally got tired of that crap, and just walked him in all of his subsequent five at bats, the first four times intentionally, with the last time not intentional in theory. (Wink, wink! It took only four pitches, all well out of the zone.) Ohtani is just the second player in Major League history with four extra-base hits in a World Series game, and the first since 1906. He is the first player to reach base nine times in a post-season game, breaking the previous record of seven. No man had reached base nine times in any game, regular or post-season, in the integration era. Even Danny “Suits” Sparrow has to be looking down with envy at that game. 1

I don’t know how many people made it to the end at the watch parties in Toronto, where the game stretched nearly to three in the morning.

By the end of the game, the Jays had replaced four starters for pinch runners, and those pinch runners basically had to stay in to play the equivalent length of a regular game. In essence, the Jays had to play the extra innings without their best hitters not named Vladimir. The four guys who stayed in the game after pinch-running went a combined 1-for-14 (.071), while the four players consigned to the bench had gone 6-for-15 (.400).


Footnote 1: Of course, Danny “Suits” Sparrow never got nine plate appearances in a game because an intentional walk couldn’t keep him from scoring. If you walked him intentionally, he would just steal the next three bases, thus ending the game in his first at bat in extra innings. The only defense against him was to walk the batters in front of him to clog up the bases. And even that didn’t work if there were no outs, because the two guys in front of him would take the rare “intentional caught stealing” so Danny had a clear path.

There’s a cute story behind that strategy. When I was living in Norway, my dad and my youngest son spent one summer with me. They were always looking for fun ways to pass the time when I was at work, so I re-wrote the software for the APBA computer baseball game to add Danny “Suits” Sparrow as a player, basically making him capable of a homer every at bat. When my son and my dad drafted their teams, my son got the first pick, naturally drafting Grandpa Danny. My dad therefore had to figure out how to defend against the one opponent he could not defeat – himself, as pictured in his own stories. Talk about karma! The intentional walk didn’t work since Suits would steal the next three bases, so he had to devise the double intentional walk to clog the basepaths in front of Suits. My son then countered with the intentional caught stealing with one or no outs, forcing my dad to counter with the triple intentional walk when there was already one out. It worked like a chess game, because my dad had to figure out when to start walking batters. As I noted above, there was no defense if there were no outs, because the double intentional caught stealing would leave Suits free to steal all the bases and score.

Mind you, they were playing a game with all-time greats, so the situation with one out would occasionally force my dad to walk three guys so he could take his chances pitching to 1941 Ted Williams with the bases full!

I don’t remember exactly how many of those computer games my dad won that summer, but it wasn’t many. His record was something like 3 wins and 159 losses. Every once in a while somebody like Lefty Grove would give up only the four runs created by Suits, and dad’s team would score enough to win. (And Suits did get caught stealing occasionally in the computer game. Even the highest steal rating in the APBA game didn’t assure 100% success,and I couldn’t figure out how to override that with a hack.)

In the final stats, Suits did not end up with a homer in every official at bat. APBA had a quirky thing built into the software where, in certain base situations, certain pitchers could reduce a homer to a double. By a complete coincidence, the final stats almost perfectly duplicated one of his stories, where he claimed to finish a season with 650 walks, 47 homers and a ground-rule double. (Needless to say, the home fans in Philly booed him and threw things on the field when he hit the double, but he calmed down the crowd by agreeing to take a pay cut.)

Rachel Sennott see-thru

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (3:48 am)October 28, 2025 (10:00 pm) ... no comments.

Rachel Sennott – Vogue World: Hollywood 2025 in Los Angeles – 10/26/25


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Kat Dennings has no interest in Ozempic

Scoop, October 27, 2025 (3:46 pm) ... 1 comment.

It’s good to know there’s one woman in that camp. I, for one, appreciate her dedication to the task of maintaining massive breasts. It’s not an easy job, but our American women have to keep it from being appropriated by immigrant breasts.

Brooks Nader nip slip

Scoop, October 27, 2025 (3:40 pm) ... no comments.

I can’t get very excited about this event, given that slipping nips is basically her profession.

SincerelyJuju had a major wardrobe malfunction while streaming

Scoop, October 27, 2025 (3:31 pm)October 27, 2025 (3:38 pm) ... 1 comment.

I don’t know who she is, but I guess this video was a big deal on social media.

Sample:


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Here’s what Google AI says:

Kailyn De Los Rios (aka Juju) is known for her work on Project: Olivia (2018), RØDE: Safari (2018) and Jawy Mendez: Ponte Pa Mi (2016). Kailyn is a Cuban model and social media influencer who has garnered over 850,000 Instagram followers and counting on her sincerelyjuju account.

That doesn’t help me since I don’t know any of those projects she is “known” for. Your mileage may vary.

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