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Accompanying the video, Soused Stepdad opined:
She launched a new SMOOTHIE with an overpriced SMOOTHIE vendor in Los Angeles…which includes Kiwi Juice, Coconut Water, Coconut Milk, Chia Seeds, MAPLE and the blood of infant children to give her that youthful glow after sucking it out of them.
This is a low-budget straight-to-video murder mystery.
A man falls for his nubile stepdaughter. When his hot wife founds out about this, she is furious. Murder ensues. It’s obvious who’s the guilty party. Or is it?
Britt Ekland is probably the best actor in the film, which should tell you something. I’m not sure the others were even professional actors. They deliver some lines like “Tex and Edna Boyle” in those old SCTV skits. Stephanie Grant, whoever she is, stars as the stepdaughter, but has no other credits on IMDb. Suzanne Barker had no previous credits before this film, and nothing significant afterwards. Given the fact that it was shot on video tape with actors who must have worked for scale (or less?), I suppose that whatever they paid Britt Eckland was probably most of the total budget.
The bad news: it’s only available on VHS, which is a shame because of the copious nudity.
The sorta good news: since it was originally shot on video tape to be sold on video tape, the clarity is better than many productions shot on film and converted to video.
Britt Ekland
Stephanie Grant
Suzanne Barker
This is a Tyler Perry production on BET
Five friends – Rasheda, Geneva, Naomi, Tiffany, and Bridgette – support each other through divorce, marriage, dating, healing, and friendship struggles while their loyalty and sisterhood bonds are tested.
Porscha Coleman plays Naomi.
Back in the early 1900s, it was common for the cigarette companies to include some kind of collectible with a pack of smokes. Sports champions from many sports were pictured on card sets that targeted national or regional interests. In the USA, where baseball was king, some cigarette companies offered baseball cards with cigarettes. If you are a baseball fan you have heard of the rare Honus Wagner card that came with Piedmont and Sweet Caporal cigarettes. It became especially rare because Honus was the greatest player of his day, and he stopped the company from issuing the card. (That was once the most expensive baseball card to acquire. A Honus Wagner card sold for $7.25 million in a private sale in 2022. It is no longer the grand prize of collectors, however, having recently been relegated to second place by the Mickey Mantle rookie card, which has sold for more than $12 million.)
Other companies offered cigarette cards with different themes: famous people, locomotives, famous castles, animals, ocean liners, etc. A company called Gallaher’s created many sets of cards, including one that we would now call life hacks. Here are ten from that series.
This is an erotic girl-girl soap-opera-style romance in a new series on Netflix.
This review sums it up nicely.
In brief:
The Hunting Wives is proudly trashy and utterly uninterested in playing coy. The whole thing’s ridiculous, but precision-engineered to be impossible to stop watching.
I’d say it’s not quite as candid as the reviewer indicates. There is no lower body nudity, and very little nudity from Brittany Snow.
Malin Akerman in episode 2
Malin Akerman in episode 3
Malin Akerman in episode 4
Brittany Snow in episode 4
Malin Akerman in episode 8
Brittany Snow in episode 8
Both women in episode 8
Tuna and I split on this sex comedy. Tuna loved it. I loved the nudity from Joan Severance and Tanya Roberts (what’s not to love?), didn’t care for the film itself. Details below.
Severance
Roberts
Videos (DVD quality). I have not seen HD videos from this film. Anyone else?
Tuna’s notes:
Almost Pregnant (1992) has always been one of my favorite sex comedies.
Linda and Charlie Alderson (Jeff Conway and Tanya Roberts) are seeing a fertility doctor (Dom DeLuise), and discover that the problem is with Charlie. When changing style of shorts and ice packs on the testicles don’t help, Linda comes up with another solution. Since Charlie keeps striking out, she suggests a pinch hitter. Charlie reluctantly agrees, and their weird neighbor Gordon Mallory (John Calvin) is drafted. The deal has to be kept a secret from the neighbor’s Maureen, who is a hip mom with five kids. “You don’t hit your kids, do you?” asks Linda. “No … they are too fast,” she answers.
Things get more complex when the neighbor reveals to Linda that he husband has had a vasectomy. Linda then turns to Charlie’s cousin for additional help, but does not tell either her husband or the neighbor. Meanwhile, Charlie starts a thing with the neighbor’s wife just because he has nothing else to pass the time while his wife is getting laid. He is astounded to find the sexy neighbor pregnant with his baby, despite his low sperm count. Meanwhile, his own wife finally get pregnant with the baby of … well, nobody can really be eliminated. Weird Gordon had his vasectomy reversed; Charlie is obviously not as infertile as he once thought, and Charlie’s cousin is a baby-making machine …
My notes:
Except for the nudity, I don’t really like the film very much at all. I don’t hate it, but it’s a really just a juvenile romcom that happens to have sex scenes. The level of humor is illustrated by the fact that Dom DeLuise is one of the most sophisticated performers in it. DeLuise seems like Kenneth Branagh compared to the guy who overplays the part of Gordon, the next-door neighbor. That guy would get kicked off Gilligan’s Island for excessive hamminess.
If it were breast-free, there would be no good reason to watch it, but it is not breast-free, so there are some very good reasons. It features copious nudity from Tanya Roberts and some sexy exposure from Joan Severance, and they are both very beautiful, so I was able to enjoy the film on the basis of the nudity alone.
There was also anonymous nudity from Lisa Comshaw, who was used for some breast and bum shots interspersed in a long sex montage, probably done long after principal photography was a wrap. We see breast and bun closeups, and no hint of face in these shots.
It is hard to imagine that there was ever a time when Jeff Conaway’s name appeared above the title, but such was the case with this film. OK, it was a grade B film and it doesn’t seem to have had a theatrical release, but still … ?? Jeff Conaway, headliner? For a brief period in the early 90s, Jeff was the prince of straight-to-video, especially the comedy division. He made eight films in the 1992-93 period alone.
Of course, he then landed a lead on Babylon 5, and his career made a major turn. For the better, in my opinion.
Köln 75 is a 2025 German music-drama film. The film follows the true story of Vera Brandes, teenage patron saint of the 1970s Cologne music scene, as she makes plans to organize a Keith Jarrett concert in Cologne that eventually became the album The Köln Concert.
Johnny’s remarks:
Not a whole lot of nudity for the final update for 2023 but there’s quite a bit of nudity in the two movies that do have it: the lesbian romantic drama Let’s Go Below the Rainbow and three hander immigrant love story Tennessine.
