“Stop What You’re Doing and Check if Your Ding Dong Is Moldy”
At my age, there’s no need to check.
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“Stop What You’re Doing and Check if Your Ding Dong Is Moldy”
At my age, there’s no need to check.
Experimental short. Unknown (not even on IMDb). Info here. (Good luck if you don’t speak Polish.)
A good assortment of women: one blonde, one redhead, one brunette
Jagoda Wasilewska
Marzena Wiaderkiewicz
The Polish Nudografia site has about 40 or 50 more images of these woman here.
This is a cute comedian Leyla Ingalls that u might have seen in the “Kill Tony” show
Somehow, I have not managed to catch the Kill Tony Goodtime Hour, but she is cute, and totally naked.
I’m already tired of Millie Bobby Brown and she hasn’t really even done anything yet. She’s just pre-exhausting me.
I have to give her a tip of the cap for marketing savvy. She seems to have found a way for pictures and clips of her to be circulating around the internet all day every day, in headlines like this:
Millie Bobby Brown Admits She ‘Hates’ Wearing Bras: ‘Fans Have to See My Nipples on the Day-to-Day’
I didn’t make that up, and it’s not from The Onion or Drunken Stepfather. It sounds satirical, but it’s a real thing that she said.
For the record, she pronounces her name Guh-LANE (hard G, ignore the H and the S). This is not the same as the French pronunciation. Therefore, everyone seems to have a different idea about how to say it.
Thanks to the commenter for the headline and the link to her obit
We most recently saw her topless in 2023’s The Patients of Dr. Garcia.
Prior to that, she was topless in 2020 in The Offering.
Her nudography:
2005 – El Album Blanco
2005 – Infierno (stage play)
2006 – Yo Soy La Juani
2007 – The Lesser Evil (El menor de los males)
2008 – My Prison Yard (El Patio de mi Carcel)
2011 – Katmandu
2015- Apaches, s1e11
2016 – No Culpes Al Karma
2016 – Me Estas Matando Susana
2017 – La Niebla Y La Doncella
2017 – Intimacy, s1e7
2020 – The Offering
2022 – Lost and Found (Objetos)
2023 – Los Pacientes de Doctor Garcia, s1e1
This is a travel adventure comedy based (loosely) on one of Jules Verne’s series of Extraordinary Voyages. The voyages have been the source of many more famous movies, including Around the World in 80 Days, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas, and the pioneering 1902 film A Trip to the Moon. This particular film is based specifically on Tribulations of a Chinaman in China.
Twenty Thousand Leagues was the first book I ever read from cover to cover. I thought it was the greatest story ever, and it launched me into a lifetime romance with books.
If you are reading this page, I think you probably know who Ursula Andress is. For the record, she was the original Bond girl and some still say the best. In addition to her famous appearance in Dr. No, she also appeared in the non-canonical Casino Royale, which was basically a Bond-inspired comedy.
This 1965 appearance may not seem like much nudity (you can’t really see it without the pause button), but it was a BFD in 1965, when there was little nudity in films
You may not know that all of Ursula’s dialogue in Dr. No was spoken by a woman named Nikki van der Zyl. In fact, Nikki was every female voice in that film except Moneypenny and Miss Taro, including all of the English speakers. She also provided voices for many other Bond films. For example, she provided Claudine Auger’s voice in Thunderball, Mie Hama’s voice in You Only Live Twice, Françoise Therry’s voice in The Man With the Golden Gun, and Corinne Cléry’s voice in Moonraker. She couldn’t speak for Gert Frobe in Goldfinger, but taught him to speak his dialogue phonetically and more naturally because his English was virtually non-existent at the time. (Here’s an interview with Nikki, and here’s a biography.)

I like this Leray post even better