“Stop What You’re Doing and Check if Your Ding Dong Is Moldy”
At my age, there’s no need to check.
Headline o’ the day
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People still eat ding-dongs, eh? And probably for breakfast. That’s unfortunate. Lol.
One would think the 55 year shelf life would be a deal breaker.