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Taylor Swift in that Ophelia thing

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (11:07 pm) ... 6 comments.


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Nudity from Susan Sarandon and others in The Hunger (1983)

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (7:08 pm)October 5, 2025 (9:22 pm) ... 8 comments.

This is Tony Scott’s much-hyped horror film that turned out to be mediocre, despite a great cast and a lesbian sex scene between A-listers.

52/100 at Metacritic
59/100 at Rotten Tomatoes

Roger Ebert deemed it worthy of only 1.5 stars, and summed it up as follows:

The Hunger is an agonizingly bad vampire movie, circling around an exquisitely effective sex scene. Sorry, but that’s the way it is.

Susan Sarandon

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Catherine Deneuve

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Ann Magnuson

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New 1080 film clips from Aesthete

The nudity in the Skinford films

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (5:57 pm)October 5, 2025 (7:08 pm) ... 1 comment.

Aussie horror films.

Skinford (2017)

It was supposed to be so simple. You do a job, you make the meet, you get paid. As an experienced flipper, Jimmy “Skinny” Skinford knows the protocol all too well. Having said that, being kidnapped and forced to dig your own grave will spanner the nicest of deals in the sharpest of ways. But his fortune turns when a push of his dead man’s shovel unearths the opportunity of a lifetime: a woman, buried but still breathing, who just can’t seem to die.

Skinford: Chapter II (2018)

With his psychotic father having betrayed him, silver-tongued Skinny is thrown into hiding. Even though the entire town is out to find him, Skinny focuses his attention on the only person he can trust, Zophia. But when a mysterious man exposes a link to Zophia’s past, the two new friends must work together and survive the onslaught brought on them, by not only Guy Skinford, but also a now half-faced Kovak.

Charlotte Best in Skinford

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Lara Schwerdt in Skinford

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Lara Schwerdt in Skinford

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Jess Bush in Skinford: Chapter II

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Georgia Scott in Skinford: Chapter II

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Johnny Moronic’s film clips can be found here.

Suzanna Son’s nude scene in Monster: The Ed Gein Story (e2)

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (4:23 pm)October 5, 2025 (9:13 pm) ... 22 comments.

This is a highly fictionalized Netflix version of Ed Gein’s life and crimes. It pictures his fears and fantasies as well as real events, and it also delves into the broader cultural influences that shaped him, and that he shaped in turn. I haven’t watched any other episodes, but this one was as much about Alfred Hitchcock and Tony Perkins as it was about Gein. In this scene, Gein morphs into Norman Bates.

This is a creative interpretation that appears, from the one episode I watched, to be brilliantly executed, but it erases the line between creative license and complete fantasy, so it is bound to be controversial. There are people who study the lives of serial killers as minutely as I study the Black Sox, so they will undoubtedly rant over every tiny inaccuracy and every speculation that fails to conform to their own interpretations of the Gein story. (I confess that I do the same when people bollix the story of the 1919 World Series.)


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There are also some uncredited actresses who appear topless in a Nazi fantasy. I didn’t do any captures, but that film clip is in the video link with the Suzanna Son clip.


Suzanna has appeared here several times before, in Red Rocket, in The Idol, and even in some explicit material she did before she got famous.

College pigskin recap, week 6

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (2:24 am)October 5, 2025 (3:50 pm) ... 1 comment.

Three of the year’s great disappointments arose from the dead.

UCLA came into Saturday’s game 0-4, as a four-touchdown underdog against Penn State, the nation’s #7 team. The Bruins needed a miracle, and they got one – by piling up a 20-point lead in the first half. Penn State came roaring back with 30 points in the second half, but it was too little, too late. Penn State is still winless in their conference.

Florida got back on track by defeating #9 Texas. That kinda moves Texas into the “disappointments” category, without letting Florida escape the group.

The Longhorns and Penn State dropped completely out of the AP top 25. That’s harsh, given that the voters left Iowa State on the list. That may leave both teams underrated, but they have plenty of games left to prove the polls wrong. Texas plays #6 Oklahoma next, which should be revealing for both teams.

Clemson crushed North Carolina 38-10 for their first conference win. Screw you, Belichick.

Things did NOT get better for Oklahoma State. They suffered a four-touchdown defeat against Arizona. This appears to be a “lost season” for them.

Last week’s “most overrated” didn’t give us any reason to think otherwise.

I guess the week went fine for Georgia Tech. They had the week off.

Former #14 Iowa State can only wish they had the week off. Their undefeated record went down in flames. Last week I mentioned that they might have been able to sneak through undefeated, given their soft schedule, but they wasted no time bursting that bubble by losing to unranked Cincinnati.

#18 Florida State went into the fourth quarter down by 25 to Miami. They did rally in the final stanza, but not enough to win.

Overrated teams o’ the week

These five teams had the greatest differential between their poll ranking and the computer evaluation of their performance

  1. South Florida – ranked 24th, computer 52nd
  2. Georgia Tech – ranked 13th, computers 31st
  3. BYU – ranked 18th, computers 35th
  4. Memphis – ranked 23rd, computers 38th
  5. Iowa State – still ranked 22nd, computers 36th

Memphis provides the most interesting story on that list. They are 6-0, and they won big this week. I realize that 6-0 in the American Conference is not equivalent to 6-0 in the SEC or Big Ten, but its worth noting that one of their wins was against an SEC team. But here’s what’s interesting: if the season ended now, they would be one of the 12 teams in the playoff! The five highest-ranked conference champions get automatic bids, but only four conferences are really strong (SEC, Big 10, ACC, Big 12), so the fifth conference winner is frequently going to be a real long-shot. Boise State is often the best team outside of the Big Four, but they have struggled this year, so Memphis is currently the best team not in the four main conferences, with South Florida just behind them.

In the rest of the world:

For you gamblers, Oklahoma only beat Kent State by 44. That sounds like a big win, but the spread was either 45.5 or 46.5, depending on where you placed your bet.

Maryland blew a 20-0 lead by never scoring again. Washington won the game by scoring three TDs in the final quarter

Everything else pretty much followed the script.


Scoreboard

New polls

New computer rankings.

Svenja Jung naked in episode 5 of Naked

Scoop, October 5, 2025 (12:20 am)October 5, 2025 (12:20 am) ... 6 comments.

Fair warning, if you plan to watch the series: one of these scenes is a total spoiler.


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Videos


Previously in this series:

Svenja Jung in episode 1 (and series info)

Hanna Hilsdorf in episode 2

Svenja Jung in episode 3

Svenja Jung in episode 4

Dana Droppova, busty and topless in The Chambermaid (2023)

Scoop, October 4, 2025 (1:12 am) ... 3 comments.

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Also naked in this film: Radka Caldova


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Aesthete’s videos

Svenja Jung naked in episode 4 of Naked

Scoop, October 3, 2025 (11:57 pm)October 5, 2025 (12:14 am) ... no comments.


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Previously in this series:

Svenja Jung in episode 1 (and series info)

Hanna Hilsdorf in episode 2

Svenja Jung in episode 3

Myriam Mezeries and others nude in Edipo Esclavo (2025)

Scoop, October 3, 2025 (10:50 pm)October 4, 2025 (2:39 am) ... 3 comments.

Micro-budget Spanish drama. Literally: “Oedipus the Slave”

This reinterpretation of the classic Oedipus myth transports the cursed hero into contemporary Madrid, exploring themes of love, sex, and freedom amidst a gritty backdrop of homosexuality, transsexuality, prostitution, drugs, and poverty.

Hard pass.

2.9 at IMDb. I agree that it is that bad. I could’t watch it, and it may have the ugliest cast since Freaks. I know who Myriam Mezieres is, and she didn’t always look like this. She was a fairly attractive woman in her day. Unfortunately, nobody now alive can remember her day. She was cast in this role for the realism, since she knew the original Oedipus. She called him “Eddie.”

Myriam Mezieres

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Laura Balo

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Patricia Arizmendi

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Videos


Myriam Mezieres nude scenes:

1976 – Jonah Who Will Be 25 in the Year 2000

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1987 – A Flame in My Heart

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1990 – The Magician’s Daughter

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1992 – Mau Mau

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1994 – The Journal of Lady M

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2002 – Fleurs de Sang

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Heidi Klum see-thru

Scoop, October 3, 2025 (9:28 pm) ... 9 comments.

Heidi is beautiful, but she’s 52, and she’s not a gym rat, so is this age-appropriate? She seems to think she looks better than she actually does.


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