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Vicky Krieps topless in Went Up the Hill (2024)

Scoop, January 19, 2026 (3:19 pm) ... no comments.

A new Australian/New Zealand co-production that was made in New Zealand. All comments and collages by Johnny Moronic

Johnny’s remarks:

Went Up the Hill is a possession horror thriller when Jack (Dacre Montgomery) comes home for the funeral of the mother who gave him up. There’s a bit of tension with his arrival, particularly from his aunty Helen (Sarah Peirse), as he hasn’t been home since he was given up. Then he meets his mother’s partner Jill (Vicky Krieps) and a strange connection strikes up between them. At night Jill starts acting weird, seemingly possessed by the mother’s spirit. Jill wakes up without knowing what has happened but then as they go back to sleep, Jack becomes possessed by his mother and things get very weird. With each possession, the mother’s gives something for the both of them. For Jack, it’s finding out why his mother abandoned him and for Jill it’s one last taste of passion. But the mother’s old ways come back and she becomes malevolent towards the both of the them, causing harm both physically and emotionally and it soon becomes very dangerous for the both of them. A very strange, hard-to-pin-down movie that puts an interesting twist on the possession horror genre. It took quite a while for me to understand what was going on and it feels a bit incestuous before I realised that the mother was inhabiting both people. The movie is never not incredibly weird and does get quite ugly but this is a very intriguing entry into a fairly overstuffed genre. The movie does lay on thick ‘Jack and Jill went up the hill’ theme although


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Julie Sassoust in episode 2 of Le Diplôme

Scoop, January 19, 2026 (9:26 am)January 19, 2026 (9:27 am) ... no comments.

I assume it’s Sassoust. It’s her character, but I suppose that doesn’t automatically mean it is she.


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Alex Kingston nudography

Scoop, January 19, 2026 (5:59 am) ... 22 comments.

Her performances in Essex Boys and Croupier both finished in the top ten in our annual polls.

1994 – Crocodile Shoes (s1e3)

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1995 (May) – Drama Desk Awards

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1996 – The Fortunes and Misfortunes of Moll Flanders

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1998 – Croupier

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2000 – Essex Boys

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2011 (January) – Sundance Festival

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2011 – Marchlands (s1e1)

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Lena Urzendowsky and Luise Heyer topless in Sound of Falling (2025)

Scoop, January 19, 2026 (3:07 am)March 10, 2026 (2:26 pm) ... 2 comments.

Artistic, multi-generational drama from Germany. Original title: In Die Sonne Schauen (“Looking at the Sun”)

You probably have never heard of this art film. but many critics have declared it a masterpiece, possibly the greatest German film since Metropolis. It scores 95% at Rotten Tomatoes (no popcorn score yet, but it will be lower)

The Hollywood Reporter:

Schilinski doesn’t spare us all their pain and suffering, nor does she hide the joy and wonder they sometimes experience. Her brave girls carry their forebearers within them from one generation to the next, surging toward the future both damaged and victorious.

Variety:

No finer point of craft, performance or poetic nuance has been rushed or neglected.

New York Magazine:

It’s an astonishing work, twining together the lives of four generations of families with an intricacy and intimacy that feels like an act of psychic transmission.

Screen Daily:

A work of thrilling ambition realised by an assured directorial vision.

The Film Stage:

This highly experimental, deeply unsettling tale about the fates of women and their echoes down history plays like a psychosexual fever dream of epic scope. While it will confound and upset plenty, hardcore cinephiles can mark this down as their next film to obsess over.

Movie Brief:

A powerful reminder of what movies — and only movies — can do, Sound of Falling is, quite simply, the best film of the year.

As a lowbrow Philistine, I fast-forwarded to the knockers. I do love some art films, but there are just some phrases that get my finger firmly on the fast-forward button. For example, if a film is called a “tone poem,” or when a plot summary begins with “In rural Ireland in the 19th century …”

You just know nothing pleasant ever happened there.

In the reviews of this particular film “pain and suffering” and “deeply unsettling” were coupled with other reviews calling it “bleak,” always using those terms as positive attributes. Ouch. If I want to experience unremitting misery, I can call my ex-wife.

Based on the reactions of respected critics, it’s probably a great film, but it’s decidedly not my kind of great film. Even after seeing just a few minutes while fast-forwarding, I had to re-watch Porky’s to cleanse the palate.

Lena Urzendowsky

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Luise Heyer

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There is only brief (female) nudity in the premiere of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Scoop, January 19, 2026 (1:56 am)January 20, 2026 (2:25 am) ... 8 comments.

This is another spin-off in the Westeros universe, set about a century earlier than Game of Thrones. Ser Duncan the Tall was a humble hedge (landless) knight whose strength, bravery and good nature brought him into contact, and eventually in favor, with the powerful families. He was said to be 6’11”, although the actor playing him is much shorter than that. Previous revelations have indicated that he is an ancestor of the giantess Brienne of Tarth, who played a major role in Game of Thrones, although their specific blood tie has not been revealed.

The original 1998 print source is called The Hedge Knight, one of the Tales of Dunk and Egg, three novellas that were published together about a decade ago as A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. According to Wikipedia, The Hedge Knight was also issued as a six-part series of graphic novels.

The female nudity was disappointing – an insignificant character topless on her back for a second or two. I’m not even sure who this woman is. She has a line, so she’s probably credited. My best guess is Abigail O’Regan.


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En passant: “The House of Ashur” was not aired this week, for reasons unclear.

“10 famous people who could kill you with their bare hands”

Scoop, January 18, 2026 (11:10 pm)January 19, 2026 (12:59 am) ... 6 comments.

When was this list written? 1990s? Julia Child has been dead more than 20 years.

Most of these people are so old they can’t wipe ass, let alone kick it. The rest are dead. You’d be more likely to get your ass kicked by Ariana Grande.

Chuck Norris is 85
Harrison Ford is 83
Samuel L Jackson is 77
Jessie Ventura is 74
Dolph Lundgren is 68
Daniel Day Lewis is 68
Ice-T is 67

Christopher Lee has been dead for 11 years, but he would be 103
Julia Child would be 113

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The only one on the list who might still deliver an ass-kicking is Jason Statham, and even he is nearly 60.

(Actually Dolph Lundgren looks like he can still do some damage.)

Candice Swanepoel in a see-thru dress

Scoop, January 18, 2026 (1:18 pm) ... no comments.


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What should Americans call Danish pastries now?

Scoop, January 18, 2026 (1:02 pm)January 19, 2026 (5:34 pm) ... 31 comments.

When Bush the Younger was mad at France for whatever reason, we were supposed to call our favorite fast food side dish “Freedom Fries.” Now we seem to be headed to war with Denmark. So what should we call Danish pastries? Patriot Pastries?

Also, do we have to burn our Hans Christian Andersen books? And what will the tariff be on LEGOs, cans of butter cookies, and foul-tasting licorice? It’s gotta be, what, a million percent?

Whatever the reason, after we conquer them, I don’t think they’ll be putting blackberries and truffles on their hot dogs any more. It’s time they used mustard, as Jesus taught.

You know what I just realized? Denmark is one of the few countries in the world that still has a king, which means that after we kidnap their royal family and send them to Guantanamo, Trump can declare himself “acting king of Denmark.” I can see him making that permanent!

And then there’s Greenland, which must be conquered because it is harboring weapons of mass destruction. Well, one weapon. A club. But it’s a big club. And technically it is capable of mass destruction, as it can kill more than one seal.

Francesca Xuereb in the season two finale of Landman

Scoop, January 18, 2026 (3:17 am) ... 9 comments.

There isn’t any nudity, but I think you’re gonna like it anyway.


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I just happened to notice:

Scoop, January 17, 2026 (3:34 pm) ... 11 comments.

Electra Woman (Deidre Hall) still looks fantastic. She is 78 years old!

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