So much for America’s so-called free society.
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Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
And yet, somehow, against all odds, the Olympiad has managed to endure, even prosper, without Rob Schneider’s endorsement. I can’t base my opinion on just one star from 1990. I need a consensus, and I’m withholding judgment until I hear from Vanilla Ice. How is this a news story? I…
There have been many embarrassing and unfortunate baseball monikers over the years. Wagon Tongue Keister, Half Pint Rye, Goober Zuber, Creepy Crespi, Putsy Caballero and Cuckoo Christensen1 come to mind. The championship, however, is uncontested, because those other guys had silly names given to them, while Ugly Dickshot would have…
A Florida man was caught on video purchasing a face mask from a gas station before walking across the street to burglarize a bank. So many great things about this story. Gas stations sell face masks? Maybe in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Is this a Florida thing, or was…
A righteous bust. You’ve gotta move it over onto the boulevard; let people walk. Take note, spring breakers.
Wait! They were locals?