A Florida man was caught on video purchasing a face mask from a gas station before walking across the street to burglarize a bank.
So many great things about this story.
- Gas stations sell face masks? Maybe in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Is this a Florida thing, or was it a medical mask like the ones we wore in the pandemic?
- The bank was closed. What did the guy expect to get in a closed bank? Even the pens are chained up.
- Why was the door unlocked in the closed bank?
- Why did the guy abort his plan almost immediately, even though the police didn’t show up for an hour?
- How did the police identify him if they missed him by an hour. Did he leave a business card?
- The accompanying story is about a Florida McDonald’s worker who shot at a customer for complaining about his order.
