Talk about a human rights violation! Is there no limit to his cruelty? Next that monster will make them sit through a Terrence Malick film festival!
(This is not a gag headline from The Onion. It seems to be a real story from The Telegraph. But who knows these days, when reality and irony are interchangeable.)
{Cool Hand Luke Boss voice} “Any man caught smoking in the prone position spends the night watching the Jacksonville Jaguars.”
Effective, but you’d have the International Red Cross around there like a shot.