In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his kids waited patiently in the car, so that he could examine it later.
Damn, my parents’ road trips were so boring. The only time we ever stopped was to pick up some pralines at Stuckey’s. It would have really broken up the boredom if my dad had stopped occasionally to mutilate some woodland creatures.
The Onion’s take:

he added it to his collection of penises that are smaller than his
Or bigger.
The dude is not mentally fit to hold any position in government which makes him perfect for the Trump regime.
Less than three more fn years ..
Not enough. We need to get rid of EVERYONE!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!