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Be careful what you wish for, part infinity

Scoop, April 11, 2026 (3:00 pm)April 11, 2026 (5:56 pm) ... 12 comments.

I mentioned in my post about the grainy, pinkish, full-screen version of Carrie, that it might be nice to see what AI could do with those images.

I ran one “full frontal” image through two AI programs and it turned out that the idea wasn’t so nice after all.

AI did a so-so job at cleaning up the image, but it strongly suggested that what I thought was a full-frontal turned out to be a merkin. I discarded one of the images because it just did too much smoothing (so much that she seemed to be laughing), but the one I tossed suggested that you could actually see the thin strap holding the merkin up. I don’t know about that – no strap was visible in the full rear shots, but be that as it may …

The one I kept (below) didn’t show the strap, but it resolved the grainy image into a shape that suggests “patch,” not “pubes.”

I’m sorry I asked.


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The topless patient o’ the week (Rebekah Tripp) in this week’s The Pitt (s2e14)

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (7:53 pm) ... 12 comments.

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Sissy Spacek – full frontal and rear nudity in the full-frame version of Carrie (1976)

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (7:31 pm)April 11, 2026 (9:26 am) ... 4 comments.

A group called Scanners, Inc took the original negative from Carrie, and scanned it into an open-matte 16mm print. I don’t really know what point they are making with this exercise, but it turned out to be interesting for us, because the full negative includes more information above and below the 4K widescreen version, and that means more nudity from Sissy Spacek in the opening scene. (Nancy Allen and the others don’t seem to be significantly affected, but if you’re that interested, you can judge for yourself in the film clips linked below.)

I don’t have enough technical knowledge to explain why the whole 16mm version is so pink, but I think that sharpening the nudity up and restoring the colors would be an excellent use of AI.

Here’s a comparison:

Nancy Allen

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Sissy Spacek

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The film clips (HUGE downloads, and they won’t stream.)

If you have an ultra-speed connection, the entire 16mm version – all 54 gig of it – was online as of yesterday. (Third from the bottom.) In theory, that entire site is just a storage for open matte versions of films. I have not had time to comb through it carefully. If you have time to browse, you may find some treasures in there.

Agata Turkot topless in episode 6 of Women’s Hell (Piekło Kobiet)

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (1:03 pm)April 10, 2026 (1:07 pm) ... 1 comment.


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There are no subtitles in the stream. She’s just saying, “Emil, I’m pregnant. You’re going to be a father.”



Info about this series and its previous nudity.

Agata’s nudography

Emma Kotos in some more nude videos and pics

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (12:44 pm) ... no comments.

… including some soft boy-girl videos getting groped and fingered

Kelly Brook Vacation Photos From The Amalfi Coast

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (12:42 pm) ... no comments.

A few vacation photos of Kelly Brook looking very busty in swimwear while spending Easter vacation on the Amalfi Coast!

Bella Thorne shows major underboob in new selfie

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (12:38 pm) ... 1 comment.

I haven’t been a fan, but she really looks good here.

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Lana Condor Areola Slip At Fashion Trust U.S 2026 Awards!

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (12:28 pm)April 10, 2026 (12:29 pm) ... no comments.

Lana Condor showing off as much of her big natural tits as she ever has before, while attending the Fashion Trust U.S 2026 Awards in Los Angeles!

There is even a slight hint of her areola in a few of the pictures.

Scoop’s note: The areola slip is barely perceptible, but he’s not kidding about, to quote Otter, her major league yabbos.

Milena Smit Topless In A Photo Shoot!

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (12:23 pm) ... no comments.

Spanish actress Milena Smit bares her back, teases her ass, and gives a clear view of her nipple in this new photo shoot.

Teaser:


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Elizabeth Berkley & Gina Gershon nude in “Showgirls” (HD videos + bonus pics)

Scoop, April 10, 2026 (11:15 am)April 10, 2026 (11:54 am) ... 3 comments.

This link includes the pictures that Berkley posed for in 1995 concurrent with the film’s release. It’s quite an extensive collection of film captures, behind-the-scenes material, promotional poses, etc.

You can’t fault Elizabeth for failure to commit.

* She spread her legs for photographer Bettina Rheims: “Elizabeth Berkley stuck in bamboo bushes, Los Angeles, 1995.” The top link includes a good version of that Bettina Rheims photo. According to ArtNet, the original exhibition version photo was 4×4 (feet)!

* And she posed for Esquire in body paint. The HQ version of the Esquire pic, minus the text, is in the first link, but the actual Esquire link is worth visiting, because the text is funny. (A suggestion for Showgirls tie-ins.)



As you might guess, Elizabeth Berkley has been mentioned here a few times before.

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