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Billie Eilish shows off in a low-cut dress

Scoop, January 6, 2026 (4:16 pm) ... 1 comment.

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Julianne Hough, romping in the rain, learns about gravity

Scoop, January 6, 2026 (4:14 pm) ... 5 comments.


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The pics are not impressive, but the video is worth a look.

Kristen Stewart is a snappy dresser

Scoop, January 6, 2026 (4:00 pm) ... no comments.


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“Heidi Klum showing wet bikini camel toe”

Scoop, January 6, 2026 (3:56 pm) ... no comments.

As the good lord intended.

Marta Nieradkiewicz naked (mostly topless) in Three Loves (2025)

Scoop, January 5, 2026 (7:25 pm) ... 3 comments.

Polish erotic drama

After her divorce, 40-year-old actress Lena falls into a fiery romance with a younger man. But as her obsessive ex-husband secretly stalks her every move, passion turns into a dangerous game of control.

Marta gets naked a lot, in this movie and elsewhere. She’s lookin’ good in her 40s.


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Videos



Here is her nudography. (It’s extensive.)

She did full-body nudity in this one

The new Ozempic Amy

Scoop, January 5, 2026 (6:39 pm)January 8, 2026 (9:28 am) ... 19 comments.

(Technically, it was Mounjaro rather than Ozempic. She lost 50 pounds.)


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Various women in Quiet Days in Clichy (1970)

Scoop, January 5, 2026 (2:55 am)January 5, 2026 (6:30 pm) ... 1 comment.

Even though the world is busy digging its grave there is still time to enjoy life, to be merry, carefree, to work or not to work. It has been a period when cunt was in the air.

Oh, that Henry Miller! That man could weave a magical web with his words.

I’m being unfair. He could write, on those rare occasions when he dragged his head out of the gutter. He’s the Shakespeare of shit.

Anyway, here’s the basic premise, which is also a detailed synopsis:

Two broke writers share a Paris flat, surviving on little food but maintaining high spirits. They pursue sexual encounters with various women – from neighbors to teens to foreigners – treating them as casual conquests.

This movie, made by some Danish dudes with a budget of about three Kroner, is total crap, but it’s now out in 4K, so …

These are 720p stills, just for ID purposes.

Anne Kehler

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Lisbet Lundquist

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Louise White

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Susanne Krage

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Ulla Koppel

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Lots and lots of 4K videos are here
The videos labeled “unknown1” are Louise White

Weird trivia.

1) In the video called unknowns-Quiet_Days_in_Clichy-1970-2160hd-1, Country Joe and the Fish sing the theme song, which is basically just Joe McDonald reciting the entire … er … “plot,” over a montage of scenes, as he improvises a simplistic tune. I assume he’s improvising, based on my opinion that nobody could have given that any forethought. All of the lyrics are below the jump, if you care. (You should not.)

2) In the video called unknowns-Quiet_Days_in_Clichy-1970-2160hd-2, the hookers are actual hookers.

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The first important pre-Oscar awards go to:

Scoop, January 5, 2026 (1:59 am)January 5, 2026 (7:45 pm) ... 29 comments.

The winners of the Critics’ Choice awards

Two notes:

1) Train Dreams was not previously on my radar.
2) The awards persuaded me to start watching The Studio. The first episode is funny. I have to love any show where Seth Rogan crushes Marty Scorsese’s dreams and makes him cry. (Scorsese is a surprisingly good actor!)

Movies

“One Battle After Another” won best picture, while the top acting honors went to Timothée Chalamet (“Marty Supreme”) and Jessie Buckley (“Hamnet”).

Best Original Screenplay: Ryan Coogler, “Sinners”

Best Adapted Screenplay: Paul Thomas Anderson, “One Battle After Another”

Best Cinematography: Adolpho Veloso, “Train Dreams”

Television

Best Drama Series: “The Pitt”

Best Actor, Drama Series: Noah Wyle, “The Pitt”

Best Actress, Drama Series: Rhea Seehorn, “Pluribus”

Best Comedy Series: “The Studio”

Best Actor, Comedy Series: Seth Rogen, “The Studio”

Best Actress, Comedy Series: Jean Smart, “Hacks”

Best Animated Series: “South Park”

Best Talk Show: “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Laurence Roothooft and Nina Meurisse topless in Julian (2025)

Scoop, January 4, 2026 (7:59 pm)January 4, 2026 (9:09 pm) ... no comments.

Dutch-language drama.

Fleur and Julian fall madly in love and decide to get married in all countries where they, as two women, are allowed to do so. After only four marriages, their journey comes to a painful and unexpected halt.

As so often happens these days, this is a scene that “cudda bin a contenda” with a few light bulbs. Laurence Roothooft is the one with short hair.


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Generations …

Scoop, January 4, 2026 (7:51 pm)January 4, 2026 (8:34 pm) ... 65 comments.

From the comments:

Randomly found this page about mother-daughter actresses who both went nude:

Generations of Nudity: Moms and Daughters Who Have Gone Nude

It’s American focused, so it could be interesting to put up a post to collect other non-US examples by your readers.

From the comments:

Attached as promised are links to nudes of Helen Jesmer as taken by Alfred Cheney Johnston back in the 1920s. They are only partial nudes and are of an ‘artistic’ rather than graphic nature. That said, I think that they are still very attractive and are very much to my taste. Her daughter, Julie Newmar, has a fair bit of nudity out there that is more easily traceable, but I threw in a bonus nude shot of her for good measure.

Alfred Cheney Johnston | “Helen Jesmer, Ziegfeld Girl (1920)”

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Julie Newmar

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From the comments:

(Not fact-checked)

Just copying and pasting this from a list I compiled a while ago, with some additions from others since then. Sorry about some repeats mentioned elsewhere. This includes all nudity, not just TV and movies.

Pamela Bach / Hayley Hasselhoff
Katherine Barrese / Sasha Barrese
Jaid Barrymore / Drew Barrymore
Kim Basinger / Ireland Baldwin
Bibi Besch / Samantha Mathis
Jane Birkin / Charlotte Gainsbourg & Lou Doillon
Lisa Bonet / Zoe Kravitz
Sonia Braga / Alice Braga
Bebe Buell / Liv Tyler
Carol Connors / Thora Birch
Cindy Crawford / Kaia Gerber
Abby Dalton / Kathleen Kinmont
Blythe Danner / Gwyneth Paltrow
Brenda Denaut / Rosanna Arquette & Patricia Arquette
Catherine Deneuve / Chiara Mastroianni
Frances Fisher / Francesca Eastwood
Carol Eden / Simone Eden
Colleen Farrington / Diane Lane
Cyrinda Foxe / Mia Tyler
Melanie Griffith / Dakota Johnson
Virginia Guynes / Demi Moore
Jerry Hall / Lizzy Jagger
Christina Hart / Kaitlin Doubleday
Goldie Hawn / Kate Hudson
Mariel Hemingway / Dree Hemingway
Brie Howard / Brandi Brandt
Olivia Hussey / India Eisley
Marlène Jobert / Eva Green
Christine Kaufmann / Allegra Curtis
Nastassja Kinski / Sonja Kinski
Shirley Knight / Kaitlin Hopkins
Cheryl Ladd / Jordan Ladd
Viveca Lindfors / Lena Tabori
Judy Loe / Kate Beckinsale
Laura Lyons / Lily Aldridge
Andie MacDowell / Margaret Qualley
Madonna / Lourdes Leon
Jayne Mansfield / Jayne Marie Mansfield & Mariska Hargitay
Elsa Martinelli / Cristiana Mancinelli
Demi Moore / Scout Willis & Tallulah Willis
Samantha Morton / Esme Creed-Miles
Rosalba Neri / Francesca Neri
Daria Nicolodi / Asia Argento
Gale Olson / Crystal McCahill
Vanessa Paradis / Lily-Rose Depp
Shelley Plimpton / Martha Plimpton
Vanessa Redgrave / Natasha Richardson & Joely Richardson
Denise Richards / Sami Sheen
Susan Sarandon / Eva Amurri
Emmanuelle Seigner / Morgane Polanski
Cybill Shepherd / Clementine Ford
Simonetta Stefanelli / Violante Placido
Alana Stewart / Kimberly Stewart
Uma Thurman / Maya Hawke
Geneviève Waïte / Bijou Phillips

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