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Johnny Moronic’s nudity review of the Aussie/Kiwi films of 1990 (part 2)

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Johnny’s notes:

Hadn’t seen half of the movies in today’s update so I had to make videos from seven of the movies and it ended up taking a lot longer than I was expecting. There’s a few movies starring American actors like Quigley Down Under, Secret Weapon and Wendy Cracks a Walnut plus a lot of nudity in the almost lost In Too Deep and Weekend With Kate.

Sample:


Catherine McClements in Weekend With Kate

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Marie Denarnaud completely naked in Des Blessures Invisibles (2024)

Scoop, June 17, 2024 (1:13 am)June 17, 2024 (1:56 am) ... no comments.

UPDATED with Defoe’s clip

Based on the book “The Wounds of Silence”, by Natacha Calestrémé.

Camille has disappeared. Murder, suicide or running away? Two investigations are launched: one, official, by a police captain. The other, intimate, by her best friend Marion. The testimonies from those around them contradict each other and paint a contrasting portrait of this married woman and mother of two little girls. Marion is also the sister of Raphaël, Camille’s husband. By coming to help her confused brother, she gradually realizes the extent of her blindness. What has she been unable to see all these years? What truth will she have to face today? As the investigation progresses, Camille’s journey reveals an insidious mechanism of psychological manipulation within her relationship. An invisible violence but so destructive that it sometimes leads to worse.


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Maelle Degroote – a bare breast in La Coquille de l’Escargot (2024)

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UPDATED with Defoe’s clip and additional captures (below)


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Short film, 37 min, in French.

The pitch:

In the 12th century, two monks decide to leave their monastery and return to the world to help people find happiness.

Amanda Palmer topless on Instagram

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A post shared by Amanda Palmer 🎹 (@amandapalmer)

Brightened:

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Alexane Albert nude in La Nuit (2018??)

Scoop, June 16, 2024 (1:04 am)June 16, 2024 (1:19 am) ... 1 comment.

This is another one of the obscure films produced by Caroline Chomienne and released by Altermédia productions (see Twitter post below).

Les films de Caroline Chomienne disponibles en VOD en exclusivité sur Cinémutins pic.twitter.com/Gp99zTsnGl

— Altermédia prod. (@altermedia_prod) November 16, 2021


Defoe also covered another of the group, Vera, in another post earlier today.

Alexane Albert has one credit at IMDb, a 2018 film called The Dance Lesson. I think that might be the same film as La Nuit. The filmography of producer/director Caroline Chomienne at IMDb includes The Dance Lesson, but not La Nuit. Chomienne’s filmography at Altermedia’s Twitter page includes La Nuit, but not The Dance Lesson. I therefore deduced that they are one and the same film, but I can’t state that for a fact.

It seems, based on her IMDb and Instagram pages, that Alexane Albert is a dancer, not a professional film actress. Whatever her true calling, she definitely looks good naked.


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Here is Defoe’s film clip.

Agathe Bonitzer topless in Vera (2016)

Scoop, June 16, 2024 (12:27 am)July 3, 2024 (1:16 pm) ... 5 comments.

There is some kind of mystery about this film, but I don’t know what it is. In a nutshell, the puzzle is that the film supposedly came out in December of 2016, but nobody has seen it. There are exactly zero votes at IMDb. There are exactly zero reviews. There are three external links on the IMDb page – all dead! Bonitzer is a well-known actress, a fact which should have given the film a little traction, but her Wikipedia page omits this credit altogether. There are a few results from a Google search for the film, but none of them include any info except the cast and crew – not even a plot summary.

Allocine says it is a 2018 film and summarizes it as follows:

Véra, a young dancer, leaves the Paris Opera and fights to integrate into the more mixed contemporary dance world. The metamorphosis of the courageous artist happens where she least expects it.

Allocine’s alleged 2018 production date seems impossible, since it was part of a six-film exhibition of the director’s films in February of 2018. IMDb’s original release date of December, 2016 is consistent with that fact.

WTF??

If anyone knows what the deal is, please tell the rest of us.

Anyway, Defoe somehow came up with this mystery film, and here is his film clip.

I slipped this into Bonitzer’s nudography, which is below.


2010 – The Three-Way Marriage AKA Le mariage à trois

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2012 TV movie – Nights With Theodore, AKA Je suis une ville endormie, AKA Les nuits avec Théodore

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2016 – Joan the Pope, AKA La papesse Jeanne

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2016 – Right Here, Right Now; AKA Tout de suite maintenant

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2016 – Vera

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2018 – La Belle et le Belle, AKA When Margaux Meets Margaux

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2019 – Osmosis, s1e8

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2023 – Music

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The nudography of this pretty, distinctive red-head seems to end there. There is nothing in the past five years, even though her career is still very active and she is still quite young (35).

‘Rassler Mandy Rose is SERIOUSLY fit

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AKA Amanda Saccomanno

I think she may have spent a few minutes in the gym.

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Speaking of great 1982 nudity: Phoebe Cates in Paradise in a 4K upscale

Scoop, June 15, 2024 (4:34 pm) ... 4 comments.

1982 was one of the greatest years for nude scenes, and this may have been the best of the lot. That’s probably understating the case for this nude performance. There’s no reason to restrict its dominance to 1982. It is truly one of the best nude performances in history. The only drawback is that Phoebe used a body double for some of the sex scenes (those scenes are not pictured below). The swimming and showering scenes are all Phoebe, however, as is the scene where she sneaks across the room to snatch a peek at the manly parts of a sleeping Willie Aames.


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Adrienne Barbeau in Swamp Thing (1982) in 4K

Scoop, June 15, 2024 (2:56 pm)June 15, 2024 (4:35 pm) ... 7 comments.

Another of the astounding line-up of nude scenes from the 1982-1983 era.

What would a year be without my posting this at least once?


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The nudity in season one of Doctor Climax

Scoop, June 15, 2024 (2:40 pm) ... 1 comment.

New Thai series from Netflix

In the late ’70s when sex talk is still taboo, the life of a straitlaced skin doctor and specialist in venereal diseases is turned upside down when he starts moonlighting as a sex columnist under the pseudonym “Doctor Climax”.


Rungmanee Choychoo in episode 4
I don’t know her, but I’ve heard of her sister, Chattanooga

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Piyaporn Piwluang in episode 5

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