Michael Che, explaining the rash on Trump’s neck:
Somebody accidentally washed his shirts in holy water.
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Which reminds me that Marvel once made a comic book about Pope John Paul II
This one, as you can see, was labeled #1. I enjoyed the later issues when he was fully integrated into their pantheon. My favorite story line was when JP2 battled the Sub-Mariner, both of their powers dwindling, the outcome of the fray depending on which of them would be first to the holy water.
I also enjoyed when he took on Thor, God v God. Thor was holding his own until the Pope called on his Infallibility Power.
Sadly, the series was short-lived. They killed JP2 off at the end of his epic multi-issue crossover battle with Dr. Strange. I still think it was totally unfair when the Doc, on the verge of defeat, went back in time to prevent Jesus from being born.