I don’t know if this one is real (it has been floating around the internet for many years), but I love it:

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I don’t believe this story. The guy looks totally innocent to me: Harvard Law? Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Do you have a man or woman on your holiday gift list? And would you like that person to smell like a preschool classroom? If you do—and who doesn’t?—this is the gift you’re looking for. This is a spray cologne designed to smell like Play-Doh. It smells a LOT like…