I don’t know if this one is real (it has been floating around the internet for many years), but I love it:

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And while the haircuts may seem awkward to us, they are bold statements for them. Or they may just be total nutcases. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
We had a friend, a neighbor who would air-drop turkeys to my family and to other families in the neighborhood. That was just such a huge impact on my life and others in the community. I think we have film: Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
This is a better list than usual. Carlin, Murphy and Prior are certainly reasonable and safe choices to be in the top five. I could quibble as we go down the list. I think Jimmy Carr, Joan Rivers and Greg Giraldo, who are not on the list, are/were funnier than…