Author: Scoop
Jessica Barden very naked
A .gif of Jessica Barden in an episode of Penny Dreadful
Kind of a brutal scene.
And kind of a bad merkin.
Valentina Belle in a topless sex scene
A .gif of Valentina Belle in an episode of Medici
You may have noticed my convention of (almost) always writing .gif with the dot. I do this because of the pronunciation issue. Everyone who can speak the English language knows how to pronounce gif and jif. Gif as in Gifford and gift. Jif as in “back in a jiffy” and the name of a famous peanut butter.
But some people insist that these images should be pronounced “jif,” so I write it with a dot because the language has no rules for how to pronounce “g preceded by a dot,” and therefore “.g” is a new letter and you can say it any way you goddamn please.
Vanessa Howard topless in the tub (.gif)
Vanessa Howard in The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer (1970). At the end of the scene she runs from the tub stark naked. Good nude scene.
Many people love this movie. I get what they admire, but I found it disappointing.
Some hard-R capers from Sylvia Kristel in Emmanuelle 2
Sylvia Kristel and others get naughty in this 1975 sequel. While the first Emmanuelle movie was filled with some nice photography in exotic locales, and of course some bullshit philosophy, the sequel got down to the essentials of erotica and is a much sexier film. (And the prints of it are so much better. I’ve never really seen a satisfactory print of the original.)
Meg Ryan topless in “The Presidio”
RARE. This exact version of the scene never appeared in the American cut, but was seen in Europe.
Australia is deeply fucked
“Thousands flee Australia’s coastal towns as raging wildfires close in”
The wildfires have been and still are intense. Maybe Trump will send them some rakes.
The New Year’s Day bowl games
Baylor produced another humiliation for the Big 12. The conference played in six bowl games and lost five of them. In the process, their conference champ allowed 49 points in the first half of their own bowl game. Unlike the rest of the conference, Baylor can play some D. Unfortunately, they just don’t have enough O. Their leading rusher amassed a whopping 23 yards, and their passing game was just as bad. In 50 passing attempts, they gained only 234 yards, and their QBs pissed even that small amount away with two interceptions and a lost fumble.
The Big 10 only won one in three opportunities on New Year’s Day, but Wisconsin dominated all the stats in the process of losing, and the conference went 1-1 against the SEC, so it was a decent day. Minnesota was the positive surprise of the day, and (in my opinion) the year. Even Michigan, which was probably overrated at #14, put up a good fight against the Crimson Tide for the first half – then the bubble burst.