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Shantel VanSanten wants a clean start in 2020

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (9:18 am) ... no comments.

I think this bathtub pic is sexy, but I don’t see any naughty bits.

Rita Ora knows how to kick off the new year

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (9:15 am) ... no comments.

Here’s the formula:

Wear no bra. Wear a flimsy top. Send the pictures to us.

The nude scene of the year 2019: Kate Mara gets it on with Ellen Page

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (9:10 am) ... 5 comments.

A .gif of Kate and Ellen in My Days of Mercy, a worthy winner in this year’s poll

Miley Cyrus – usual shenanigans

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (9:03 am) ... no comments.

Miley whips out a breast for MTV

Full-frontal nudity from Julia Jones

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:56 am) ... 1 comment.

A .gif of Julia Jones in a bizarre scene from Hell Ride (2008)

Julia plays Omera in The Mandalorian.

Debra Winger shows some bush

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:48 am) ... 1 comment.

Debra Winger in “The Sheltering Sky” (1990)

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If you love alienation and existential despair, this book and movie could be your Holy Grail. If that sounds like your kind of movie, it is done superbly by Bertolucci, although John Malkovich is miscast as a starry-eyed, beautiful idealist. Port is supposed to be a beautiful, spoiled, but sincere rich liberal kid. Malkovich does a lot of things well, but beauty and sincerity are not among them. He brings his usual creepy air of superiority to the part, which adds a mocking tone from the start.

It’s an arty, philosophical movie from a book which is about interior processes. It looks and sounds magnificent, but most people (including me) find it tedious. Ebert and other reviewers suggest following up the movie by reading the book, which many consider the best novel written by an Englishman since World War 2. It was probably meant to remain on the printed page.

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Ariel Winter posts her booty in an IG video

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:35 am) ... no comments.

Well, 90% of it, anyway. Now there is somebody who knows how to market. Give the public what they want, but leave them wanting more.

Alice Eve is soft and curvy

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:31 am) ... no comments.

Flimsy tee, sweats, cameltoe, soft midriff – just hanging out as her sexy self.

R.I.P Don Larsen

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:29 am)December 1, 2024 (1:19 pm) ... no comments.

Larsen memories:

He was the last living St. Louis Brown.

He was an excellent hitter for a pitcher. Over the course of his career he batted .242 and poled 14 homers in just 596 at bats. One year he batted over .300 with an OPS over .900. He got into 75 games as a pinch hitter, and even played occasionally in the outfield.

And I hear he pitched a pretty good World Series game once, a game that ended with one of the most famous baseball images of all time (below).

And he was either drunk or hungover when he did it! Teammate Mickey Mantle said,

“Where was Don the night before he pitched the perfect game? I haven’t the slightest idea, but you could smell liquor on his breath all day. I’ll tell you this: He came to the ballpark feeling pretty good. In fact, to Don, the whole game was a joke. After each inning, guys left him alone, not because of the smell, but because they didn’t want to jinx him, and he’d say with a smile and a laugh ‘You think I’m gonna do it?’”

Here’s his obit at ESPN.

I became a baseball fan in 1957, the year after Larsen’s perfecto, so he seemed like he should have possessed superhuman skills. He always disappointed my juvenile expectations. He was a sub-.500 pitcher for his career and never won more than 11 games in a season. He did lose 21 one season, with only 3 wins. Ouch. That’s not one to tell your grandkids about.

But he had his moment.

And what a moment it was.

Jeannie Millar – topless sex scene

Scoop, January 2, 2020 (8:28 am) ... no comments.

A .gif of Jeannie Millar in The Key To Sex (1999)

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