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As the story goes, Winston Churchill had the ultimate comeback to someone who told him he should not end a sentence with a preposition: “That is a rule up with which I will not put.” I’ll add one more to the list. Forget about using nominative pronouns after the verb…
Matilda De Angelis showing a hint of nipple in a see through dress while posing on the Dracula red carpet at the 20th Rome Film Festival! Full gallery Christoph Waltz sure is creepy for a good-looking guy. He’s like Jeremy Irons with a weird accent. I think it’s the voice…
It’s not really unexplained. It’s just a miracle. Chuck Grassley is pregnant. The real headline: Scientists are studying its bowel movements, its dazzling sparkle, and its relation to us. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Gotta be honest, I like the umbrella bubble. Would also stop people from standing way to close to me in public.
#1 is for parties like the 6 paper doobie that you stuck in the end of the vacuum cleaner with the hose on the exhaust.
#2 obviously needs to be upgraded with a cordless drill.
#5 I have 6 on order.
#8 Now offers an extender kit that will imprint dots for egg yahtzee.
#13 Just ROTFLMAO
#14 TWA was interested in these as a discrete flotation device until they were found to strangle the wearer.
I thought sure they’d show a classic: there’s a real granted patent for a little ladder you can put inside your empty bathtub so that if spiders fall in they can climb back out.
There are going to be a whole bunch of laser light health things on the next list