It seems simple enough to let the public know that a business or road is closed. Right? Well, don’t let this simplicity fool you. Where there is ‘the human touch’ there is bound to be failure, sarcasm, irony or bad grammar to bring the humor to such an innocent assignment.

#13 Yeah, maybe they should have fired the chef after the first time and they wouldn’t have lost everyone. Owner deserved it
My favorite one here in town – there’s a total dank hellhole (think Moe’s Tavern,) called Palmer’s. Their sign says “Sorry, we’re open”.