Some social media posts by people who need those “contains peanuts” warnings on peanut butter.
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To be fair about the Alaska one, after the whole “54-40 Or Fight!” issue Americans kind of wanted to pretend that Canada didn’t exist.
Wait.
Canada is real?
Did they really lose that war against Latveria?