Props to the Boca Raton reporter and headline writer who took this completely routine bit of court procedure and used some clever wording to turn it into a quotable story. (The link is not worth a click.)
A Palm Beach County judge — apparently tired of waiting for Jesus to return — issued a warrant for his arrest.
The headline on this story:
“Boca Raton Cops Arrest Jesus On Christmas Eve”
Terrific last line:
>Jesus lives in the 500 block of SW 132nd Terrace in Davie. Aside from bond, the traffic citation issued carries a $264 fine. None of this should be an issue, as it’s widely believed that Jesus saves.