But they are not seeking to charge him with assault. In Wisconsin it is a crime to waste cheese.
It may not be a felony, depending on the kind of cheese. Throwing holey cheese is only a Swissdemeanor, and it isn’t a crime at all to throw brie. In fact, we encourage you to destroy that lame, sissy-ass crap.
But cheddar is sacred – only to be eaten or worn on the head.