I could not.

I know he looks like Brian Wilson, or maybe that guy on your bowling team, but he isn’t. Answer here.
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I could not.

I know he looks like Brian Wilson, or maybe that guy on your bowling team, but he isn’t. Answer here.
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Somebody raised another topic in a discussion thread: actresses who did memorable nudity in a significant role in their one and only movie, or 100% of their movies if they were in more than one. That will be a small club, I think. He mentioned Paloma Picasso in Immoral Tales….
Going to guess it’s a precursor to a Super Bowl commercial or something?
Oh, shit. I thought it was just Lance Barber (Sheldon Cooper’s dad)…
The eyes and forehead reminded me of Tom Hanks (with everything else being prosthetics and fakery).
Who? Never heard of Fieri.
Enjoy that feeling.
Guy, if you stay like that, I get the Camero.
Put it all back.
I spent quite a while trying to figure it out only to find out that it’s someone that I barely know
I’ve heard the name, but have no idea what he looked like before. Is he a chef or something?
Yes. He’s classically trained, owns restaurant chains, has multiple TV shows and is entertaining as hell. He’s one of those rich people who earned it and you’re happy for them.
If you do an image search google, you will understand everyone’s’ surprise at his image change.
That’s kind of like saying, “Who is this Donald Trump fellow you mentioned?”
So just another manufactured celebrity from a “reality” show, and from the lowest rung, a cooking show. How anyone can sit through more than a few seconds of any “reality” show is beyond me. Mindless drivel.
Surely not the lowest rung. At least food preparation is a skill requiring talent. We can all name craploads of celebrities who don’t even have that going for them.
Yeah I’d rate him (nearly sight-unseen) above fuckin goddamn Survivor – all 50 seasons – and whatever that show is where people dress in disguises and sing. He may be as good as Big Bang Theory and its various spin-offs, but I’m not going to watch any of that crapola just to split the hair.
Wow! In a bubble much?
He is truly an institution.
He once hosted a non-cooking game show on NBC
The late-night comics frequently use him as a punchline
He is a frequent guest of Colbert, Fallon and (formerly) Leno
He once ran the most famous and probably the busiest restaurant in the world – right in Times Square.
His name and image are on dozens of restaurants in the most visible places in the world – Vegas, Branson, Disney World
He has a star on the Walk of Fame. and about the same number of IMDb credits as Timothee Chalamet.
He has hosted many food-themed shows, including the most famous one: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
He has an Emmy and about a dozen nominations
His Super Bowl tailgate party has become a beloved tradition in just a few years.
As for a general estimate of his level of fame, AI says that a Google search for “Guy Fieri” produces 30 million responses, about twice as many as “Anderson Cooper,” more than “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” or “Paul Thomas Anderson” or “Al Yankovic,” and about the same as “Richard Simmons”
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Plus he’s a legit entertainer as well as a chef. He’s not a vapid, talentless reality star. I would say the comparison to Richard Simmons is quite appropriate: he is to cooking as Richard Simmons was to exercise.
I guess I’ll put off my mastering the bagpipes until I join the crowd in learning all about him. Never knew I was missing out on so much important stuff. Sorry I didn’t get to help pay the fee on his Walk of Fame
This looks like Cruise in the fat suit in Tropic Thunder
He looks sad. And his hair looks fake as hell.