“I no longer love Tesler”
Bad break-up of the day:
- Steve Bannon suggested that Elon might be an “illegal alien,” and should be deported.
- Elon suggested that Trump is in the Epstein files.
Wait! I’ve seen this movie already –
Steven Colbert pointed out: “I’m starting to worry that two narcissistic megalomaniacs with a total inability to see value in other humans might have a hard time making friends”
This one is not a joke: Trump suggested cutting all of Elon’s government contracts, without thinking that Elon is basically America’s space program. Elon promptly reminded him of that fact by saying he could decommission the Dragon spacecraft, which would basically strand everyone in the International Space Station.
At the risk of repeating myself: THUNDERDOME !!
Alien vs Predator! That would draw more viewers than the Super Bowl and the last episode of M*A*S*H added together. Would it go pay-per-view, or would they choose to sell ads?
Or both?
Talking up an event like this is the very moment Trump was born for, and every network would carry his teasers. I’ll put him up against anyone for the ability to do “heel” promos – lying, denying things we can see with our eyes, outrageous bragging, insulting, demeaning with nicknames, etc. He and Bobby Heenan are basically the same person. They even look quite a bit alike.
Trump would be the best heel ever!
Trump even has a former rasslin’ executive on the payroll to help put it together.
Then Elon could be the whipping boy / Kenny Jay character: ‘The very *capable* Leon Musk, ladies and gentlemen!’
Alien vs Predator is hilarious.
Stupid people making stupid voting choices, and this is the result.