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Rowan Blanchard: impressive cleavage and slight areola-slip
Scoop,
Rowan Blanchard pushed her boobs up into a lovely display of cleavage at the red carpet premiere of The Testaments March 31, 2026, and you can see a faint hint of areola in some of the close-ups!
The image quality in this remastered 50-year-old cheapie is not bad. It’s a vintage exploitation film from the master of Eurocrap, Erwin C. Dietrich. I believe the C. actually stood for “Cheese.” And what could be more appropriate for a Swiss native? AKA: Eine Armee Gretchen Frauleins in Uniform Fraulein…
I used to watch this show regularly, but it didn’t seem worth the effort, and there was too much repetition, so I stopped. I thought I’d check up on it today, after not having done so for several years. There are a lot of new faces, and some of the…
TV series based on James Paterson’s Alex Cross novels. Alex Cross uses forensic psychology to analyze killers’ minds, delving into victims’ psyches to identify murderers and bring them to justice. Video – Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Can’t tell if those are modified or just pushed-up stock.
All female former kid actors reach a point where they have to make a decision: “I’m working on my craft and am ready for adult roles” (Jodie Foster, Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Fanning sisters, etc.)
Or they take the easier route: “LOOK AT ME! I’m not a little girl any more, I’m a SEXY SEXY WOMAN! LOOK!” (Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Momsen, Alyssa Milano, Linda Blair, etc.)
Can’t tell if those are modified or just pushed-up stock.
All female former kid actors reach a point where they have to make a decision: “I’m working on my craft and am ready for adult roles” (Jodie Foster, Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Fanning sisters, etc.)
Or they take the easier route: “LOOK AT ME! I’m not a little girl any more, I’m a SEXY SEXY WOMAN! LOOK!” (Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Momsen, Alyssa Milano, Linda Blair, etc.)