“Finally, we go to war with a general who fucking rules.”
Other recent Onion headlines:
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse
The Onion is a national treasure. Their headlines are clearly satiric, but if you post one on your timeline you can practically guarantee someone’s going to think it’s real.
Hope they got a whole stable ready because it sounds like more of the grift crew are on their way out. The horses have more intelligence and probably shit everywhere less than his staff – and their likely replacement. Tick tock motherfuckers – the cult is on borrowed time.