Florida Sheriff Warns Beachgoers to Ignore those Fucking Manatees

Scoop, June 22, 2025 (4:04 am)June 22, 2025 (4:07 am)

I hate to see those fucking manatees on the beach. And I don’t much care for the fucking volleyball nets or the goddamn lawn chairs.

Nonsense

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